Ezzeledge

Monster #: 7,394

What Is It: A very sophisticated creature.

What Does It Want: To live a life of elegance.

Is That A Painting Or a Window: It's both.

Wait, How Does THAT Work: That's best described for another time. Sorry!

The Gentleman

Monster #: 983,402

What Is It: He is the gentleman of the universe.

What Does That MEAN: He travels from planet to planet, gentleman-ing it up.

What Does THAT Mean: He acts as sort of an ambassador to the planet's dignataries.

And What Does THAT Mean: He decides whether a planet lives or dies. There, you happy?

No: WELL NEITHER AM I!!!

Debonare

Monster #: 405

What Is It: A very sophisticated monster.

What Does It Do: Make droll observations and write essays for The New Yorker.

What Does It Want: To write The Great American Novel.

Really: Yep. And also eat people. He likes to eat people.

Ostrick

Monster #: 713

Who Is He: An ostrich with delusions of grandeur

How Can an Ostrich Wear a Suit: I don't know, why are you asking me?

Likes: Bowler hats, putting his head in a hole in the ground

Dislikes: Unsophisticated riff raff, holes that are too small

Grimsby

Monster #: 349

Who Is He: A Very Upper Class Monster

Taste In Suits: Only the Finest May Touch His Scales

Is That Bowler He's Wearing: Oh, Most Certainly Yes!

Is He Completely Unbearable To Be Around: Absolutely

Sophistiator

Monster # 566

Who Is He: An elegant and refined monster

Really?: Yeah, he has a pipe and monocle.

Likes: Costume Balls, drinking tea, eating people

Dislikes: Rudeness, anti-intellectualism, people