Scraaaaaawth

Monster #: 18,478

What Is It: A monster that exists just beyond the veil of our comprehension.

What Does It Want: We don't know. Hopefully it wants to leave us alone.

Is It Looking At Me: Hey, it's looking at ME too.

Hold Me, I'm Scared: I will.

The Dimensional Bird

Monster #: 39,850

What Is It: A weird bird that can travel between dimensions.

What Does It Want: We know as much as you do, which is to say, we don't know.

How Can I Avoid It: Well, it only comes out whenever you don't want it.

What If I WANT It To Come Out Then: Then it comes out as well. Sorry bud.

The Gelch

Monster #: 6,054

What Is It: A long-limbed, creepy as hell monster.

What Does It Want: Who knows. We don't want to know, actually.

Where Is It: The Gelch comes out when it's dark.

Yeesh, I Don't Want To Go Out Anymore: I said it comes out when it's dark. That includes stuff like your closet and under your bed.

...Son of a...: Yeah, we know the feeling.

Hraag

Monster #: 589,238

What Is It: We're not really sure.

What Does It Want: We're not really sure.

Is It Good Or Bad: We're not really sure.

Why Are You So Bad At Your Job: We're not really suHEY!!!

The Unknown Alien

Monster #: 2,494

What Is It: An unknown alien.

What Does It Want: That's unknown at this time.

Well, What DO We Know About This Alien: Nothing. Except that it's an alien.

God, You're Useless: Yeah, well, you're useless too, buddy!

Drung

Monster #: 2,405

What Is It: I dunno. A monster.

What Do You Mean You Don't Know: Damnit, we don't know everything about every damn monster!

Why Not: Cuz we're busy!

I Don't Like Your Answers: Well I don't like you!

The Vizzioneer

Monster #: 983,200

What Is It: Unknown at this time.

What Does It Want: Unknown at this time.

Well, What DO You Know: He appears to have a message that he wants us to hear.

What Is His Message: We don't speak his language. Whoops!

Unknown #6

Monster #: 957

What Is It: Not known at this time.

What Does It Want: Not known at this time.

Are They Looking At Me: Yes.

How Is That Possible, It's Just a Photo: It's impossible.

But They Won't Stop Looking At Me!: I know, it's freaky.

The Looker

Monster #: 4,789

What Is It: Unknown at this time.

What Does It Want: Unknown at this time. It contacted us though.

What!!? Really?: Yes.

Oh Man, That's Super Creepy: Yes, oh God, yes.

JimJimp

Monster #: 5,454

What Is It: Unknown at this time. This profile shot is the only photo we have of it.

What Does It Want: Unknown at this time.

It Photographs Well: Yeah, we think this is his good side.

What Does His Bad Side Look Like: Don't get cute.

The Green Lizard

Monster #: 678

What Is It: A four-foot green lizard.

What Does It Want: To try and survive this crazy world.

Where Is It: Unknown at this time. Looks kinda trendy though.

What's It Looking At: I don't know. Maybe that's where it came from...

Unknown #5

Monster #: 956

What Is It: Not Known At This Time.

What Does It Want: Not Known At This Time.

Where Is This: Some place scary.

Is It Looking At Me: Yes. Oh no...

Unknown #5

Monster #: 956

What Is It: Not Known At This Time

What Does It Want: Not Known At This Time

Where Does This Photo Take Place: No idea. We just received this photo one day in the mail.

Well That's Pretty Creepy: Yeah, there were a couple of other odd photos too...

Unknown #4

Monster #: 955

What Is It: Not Known At This Time.

What Does It Want: Not Known At This Time.

Well, What Do We Know: It has a penchant for dark alleys.

And: And it's got an evil smile. We don't know much, OK?

The Willow Ones

Monster #: 20

What Is It: A strange, ethereal creature that does not exist in our mortal realm.

What Does It Want: Despite appearances, the Willow Ones seem to be kind and helpful.

Really?: Well, hopefully.

Where Does That Road Lead To: Wherever the Willow Ones want us to go.

Unknown #3

What Is It: A mysterious creature that appears in cities on dark nights.

What Does It Want: Not known at this time.

Is It Related to the Fog Somehow: Maybe.

I'm Scared: Yeah, well...

Unknown #1

Monster #: 952

What Is It: Not Known at This Time

What Does It Want: Not Known at This Time

Were Does It Hide: Just on the edge of your peripheral vision

I Wish You Hadn't Told Me About This Thing: Yeah, me too

Eles

Monster #: 16

What Is It: An Unknown Creature From a Distant Time

Where Did It Live: The Mountains of Europe

When Did It Live: Medieval Times

Has It Survived: Maybe...