The Dollarman

Monster #: 2,404

What Is It: A businessman/ghost.

What Does It Want: To make money, I guess.

Who's the Woman: His partner maybe?

Think She'll Go Out On a Date With Me: Uh... I don't know? Why are you asking this.

Nevermind, Don't Worry About It: This isn't a dating service, OK? This is serious stuff.

Crocodile Tears

I'm on vacation for the next week, so there won't be any monsters. However, I will be offering some of my favorite comic strips I've created for Grey Unicorn.

I hope you enjoy them!

Read it here: http://www.greyunicorn.com/crocodile-tears/

The Foretold

Monster #: 88,325

What Is It: A man who can see far, far into the future.

What Does He Want: To be left alone.

Why: No one should know their own future.

Fine, I Won't Ask: He'll let you know for $50.

Wait, What?: Hey, gotta make a livin' somehow.

Krej

Monster #: 625

What Is It: A monster that was such a jackass that he got kicked off his home planet.

What, Really: Absolutely, no foolin'.

What Did He Do: Man, he was incredibly passive-aggressive. He also constantly borrowed money and never paid you back.

Oh My God He Sounds Horrible: He was. He also kept talking about how great "Sucker Punch" was. It's not that great, Krej!

Stiffupperlip

Monster #: 823

What Is It: A very rich and very sophisticated monster.

What Does He Want: Stiffupperlip wants people to appreciate just how rich and sophisticated he is.

Wow, He Sounds Insufferable: Yes, he is.

How Can I Avoid Him: Try not to talk about money. He loves giving financial advice.

Monster #687

Name: Patrick Wolfman

Occupation: Werewolf of Wall Street

Likes: Money, Full Moons

Dislikes: Lack of Money, Silver Bullets

Warning: His stock tips are terrible