Kruum

Monster #: 924,443

What Is It: A really disgusting, weird thing.

What Does It Want: Who knows. He's creepy as hell though.

Yeah: It freaks me out just looking at him.

I Want To Look Away: Me too. BUT I CAN'T!!!

Uluuam

Monster #: 78,123

What Is It: A very cruel looking monster.

What's It Looking At: Who knows. I don't like how happy he is about it though.

What Does It Want: What any monster wants, to chill out and be cool.

I Want That Too: We ALL do.

Lepp

Monster #: 76,342

What Is It: I don't know, some ticked off monster.

What Does It Want: Beats me. Being a jerk I guess.

Boy, You Haven't Done Any Research, Have You: Hey, I totally have!

Tell Me One Fact About This Guy: He thinks you're ugly! So there!

Nnnennnp

Monster #: 89,007

What Is It: Something really, really weird.

What Does It Want: Jeez, we don't know.

What's the Deal With Its Belly: I don't know, but it's creepin' me out.

Yeah, Me Too: I can't stop staring at it though. That's not good.

Grabjb

Monster #: 35,789

What Is It: Sort sort of… thing?

What Does It Want: Man, we don’t have ANY idea.

It’s Pretty…Happy: Yeah, I guess.

I Dunno, I Still Don’t Like It All That Much: Neither do us.

Seriously, What IS It’s Deal: Some things just can’t be known.

Mrrap

Monster #: 7,990

What Is It: Some, nasty creature that lives in the sewer.

What Does It Want: To be left alone.

Why: Dude, he likes to live in the sewer, we should be happy he wants to be left alone.

Yeah, I Guess You're Right: Of course I am, I'm always right!

The Gunmp

Monster #: 8,577

What Is It: Uh... some sort of ugly monster?

Why Is That Other Monster Pointing At It: Maybe... it's making fun of how ugly the monster is?

The Other Monster Is Pretty Ugly Too: Yeah. But not as ugly as the Gunmp.

No, Not That Ugly: Yeah.

But Still Pretty Ugly: Yeah.

Krungh

Monster #: 25,639

What Is It: Some weird, nasty looking creature.

What Does It Want: We don't know, but it won't stop moaning.

Oh My: Yeah, seriously, this thing is moaning all the damned time.

That's Too Bad: Yeah. Maybe we should stop poking it. Nah.

Grobson

Monster #: 614

What Is It: A fat, repulsive, ugly rich monster.

What Does It Want: Tax cuts baby!

Why: Fat, repulsive, ugly rich monsters deserve them, that's why!

How Can I Avoid It: You can't! They're everywhere!

Skrumpf

Monster #: 545

What Is It: Some real ugly lookin' thing.

What Does It Want: I don't know. To not be so ugly?

Where Is It: Some sorta alternate-dimension maybe?

How Can I Avoid It: Who knows!

The Blorb

Monster #: 802

What Is It: A hideous, ugly, blob-thing

What Does It Want: Who knows.

What Does It Do: Just be ugly and hideous.

How Can I Avoid It: Run away! Run away!

Mordog

Monster #: 912

What Is It?: A really big, really ugly monster.

Ugly?: Yeah, so ugly other laugh monsters laugh at him.

That's Not Nice: It's not. It really hurts his feelings.

How Does He Handle That?: Killing the monsters that make fun of him. You know, the basics.

The Slurk

Monster #: 298

What Is It: An ugly little critter that lives in drinking water.

Wait, Drinking Water: Yep. Tap water, bottled water, water fountains, you name it.

What Does It Want: The slurk just wants to live its life free from hassle.

It Made An Exceedingly Poor Decision: Well, you can't win 'em all.

The Gutsler

Monster #: 462

What Is It: A pretty damned-foul creature with a lotta inside-parts.

What Is It Doing: We have no idea. Maybe trying to impress a mate?

Who Would Be Impressed By That: Hey, people can be into weird stuff.

I Don't Feel So Good: Yeah, well, we can't blame you. Sorry.