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Monster #: 1,013

What Is It: Uh, some kind of... thing?

What Does It Want: Man, who knows? Something’s going on with his face, I don’t like it.

Does He Workout: You see those abs, I bet he does.

Maybe He Can Become a Fitness Guru: I think maybe you’re a little too optimistic there, bud.

The Dragnarn

Monster #: 4,533

What Is It: A nasty monster that flies through the night.

What Does It Want: Who knows. Whatever he wants, he's pretty happy about it.

What Am I Looking At, Is It A Dream: Maybe.

Nothing You Say Is Ever Reassuring: I swear, all YOU ever do is complain.

Tryptych

Monster #: 3,509

What Is It: A confused looking monster.

What Does It Want: To figure out what's going on.

Why Don't You Guys Explain It To Him: We don't interfere, that's not our job.

You Interfere All the Time: Yeah, but we're not supposed to.

The Portal

Monster #: 902

What Is It: A portal to a strange dimension.

What Does It Want: While the portal may be a sentient creature, it has no wants or desires.

What Does It Do: Trap them and transport them to what lies beyond our reality.

How Can I Avoid It: For some reason the portal is related to glory holes. We don't know why, just avoid them!

The Moon

Monster #: 4

What Is It: It's the Moon!

What, Really: Yep, the Moon is alive!

Huh: Yeah, haven't you ever heard of the "Faces of the Moon?"

I Thought It Was Phases: No, that's stupid.

Well, What Does It Want: We don't know. Make goofy faces at us maybe?

God I'm So Confused: Well, that's your problem.

A Stranger

Monster #: 902

What Is It: A strange being that hangs outside your window.

What Does It Want: To look at you.

That's Creepy: Yep.

What the Hell's Going On In That House: Modern art. That's a discussion for a different blog.