The Three-Headed Krellm

Monster #: 986,848

What Is It: A Krellm With Three Heads

What Does It Want: To only be a One-Headed Krellm.

Why: You ever have trouble making decisions.

Yeah: Now try making decisions with two other yous.

Oh: Yep.

The Goony Bird

Monster #: 34,565

What Is It: A bird. We think.

What Does It Want: Uh, we're not sure.

What's It Looking At: We're not so sure about that either.

You Guys Are Slacking Off: Shut up... I'm trying to catch up on "Breaking Bad."

That's A Good Show: I know, right!!?

Tryptych

Monster #: 3,509

What Is It: A confused looking monster.

What Does It Want: To figure out what's going on.

Why Don't You Guys Explain It To Him: We don't interfere, that's not our job.

You Interfere All the Time: Yeah, but we're not supposed to.