Treecee

Monster #: 3.289

What Is It: A cute little creature with grass for hair.

What Does It Want: To spread joy and cheer and all that stuff.

Wait, Really Grass For Hair: Yes indeed.

Does She Use A Lawnmower to Cut Her Hair: Yes, yes you understand the bit.

Donna Light

Monster #: 58,384

What Is It: A cute little monster full of electricity.

What Does She Want: She just wants to dance!

Is There A Problem: Yeah, she's so full of electricity she shocks all the other dancers. And the crew people. And the audience.

Yikes: Yeah, it's a real bummer.

Daylyalya

Monster #: 46,828

What Is It: Just a cute little monster.

What Does She Want: Being cute I guess.

There's More To Life Than Being Cute: That sounds like something a person who isn't cute would say.

...: Well?

Yeah...: That's what I thought.

Bombson

Monster #: 2,189,450

What Is It: A truly gigantic monster.

What Does It Want: Bombson just wants to make friends.

Really: Yeah, see that weird, bird-thing? He's trying to befriend it.

That's Nice: It is.

Is There Any Horrible Twist To Any of This: Nope. He's just a monster that wants friends.

Aww: Aww.

The Yoops

Monster #: 2,104

What Are They: Tiny little mini-ghosts.

What Do They Want: To just kinda float around and stuff.

Who's The Guy: That's an FBI agent, Agent Sculder.

Is There Something Wrong With His Eye: Yes.

What: That's classified, son.

The Lems

 Monster #: 983,954

What Are They: Very cute little creatures that live near the sea.

What Do They Want:To play in the ocean as long as they can.

Can They: Oh no, not a night.

What Happens At Night: That's when the Lem Eaters come out.

What's A Lem Eater: That's a monster for another time.

Oayau

Monster #: 893,246

What Is It: Some cute little thing.

What Does It Want: Who cares?

Why Are You So Angry: He bores me.

How Do You Pronounce His Name: Who f**king knows?

The Krarn

Monster #: 56,320

What Is It: Such a cute little monster!

What Does It Want: To be fierce and scary!

Is It: Of course not! He's Adorable!

It's Hard Being Cute: Yes indeed!

The Flump

Monster #: 87,993

What Is It: A happy-go-lucky monster.

What Does It Want: To say "hi" to everyone he meets.

Why: 'Cuz he believes in being a good, kind person.

He's Not Gonna Last Long: Ha ha no.

The Dolasaur

Monster #: 914,004

What Is It: A very content dinosaur.

What Does It Want: To live a life free of troubles.

Wait, Is Thing Still Alive: Yes.

It Survived The Meteor: Yes.

Where The Hell Is It: It lives in Staten Island. People just haven't noticed it yet.

The Boggler

Monster #: 67,205

What Is It: A very befuddled monster.

Why Is It So Befuddled: Life man. It's crazy, you know.

What About Life Is So Crazy: You know... the daily grind... stuff like that.

You Don't Know, Do You: Well, neither do you!

The Happisum

Monster #: 87,004

What Is It: A very happy monster.

What Does It Want: To be happy.

That's It: Yep.

Seems Kinda Lacking: Well, are you happy?

...No: There you go.

The Slemmy

Monster #: 2,956

What Is It: A friendly monster that lives on your head.

What Does It Want: It wants to help you!

What Kind of Help: Homework, relationship troubles, car problems, all that stuff.

Wow, Really: Oh yes.

Man, I Need to Get a Slemmy: They've very rare so keep an eye out!

Dulam

Monster #: 56,306

What Is It: A cute little monster.

What Does It Want: To get contacts so he can see better.

So He Has Trouble Seeing: Yes, it's very sad.

Why Doesn't He Wear Glasses: Dulam has glasses but he's very self-conscious about them.

There's Nothing To Be Ashamed About Wearing Glasses: I know, it's too bad he doesn't see it that way.

Ivon the Icon

Monster#: 8,006

What Is It: A cute little monster that lives in your iPhone.

What Does It Want:  To mess up all your iPhone functions.

Like What: Like, you know how sometimes your app just shuts down, for no reason.

Yeah: That's Ivon.

Oh God, I HATE That: Yeah, me too.

Rep

Monster #: 67,789

What Is It: A monster from a different dimension.

What Does It Want: To find out what's in other dimension.

So the Swirly Thing: Yep, a portal to another dimension.

Like the One in "Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time": No, that's a portal of time, you idiot. We're talking a portal to another dimension.

Oh, Sorry: Yeah, well, you should be.

Sydney

 
Monster #: 3,590

What Is It: A snake.

What Kind of Snake: Just a regular snake.

So It's Not a Monster: Technically no.

So Why Are You Including It: I really hate snakes.

Dude, Come On: What!?

Don't Be a Jerk: I'm not a jerk! You're the jerk
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Don't Take Your Biases Out on Us: Leave me alone!

The Shapelings #3

Monster #: 65

What Are They: Weird little critters based on shapes.

What's Going On: It appears one of the shapelings is unhappy about his job and the other shapeling is angry about that.

Shapelings Have Jobs: Yeah, sure, whatever.

They Look So Cute With Hats: Oh, absolutely.

Debby

Monster #: 4,514

What Is It: A cute little monster.

What Does She Want: A cute guy, duh!

Why: Who doesn't want a cute guy?

Well, Gee, You're Right: Of course I am!

Deyo

Monster #: 3,454

What Is It: A kooky little monster with a gigantic mouth.

What Does It Want: It just wants to sing baby.

Where Is It: Somewhere beyond the bounds of perception.

Really: That or some music video, I dunno.