Glllaaablrlrll

Monster #: 1,013

What Is It: Uh, some kind of... thing?

What Does It Want: Man, who knows? Something’s going on with his face, I don’t like it.

Does He Workout: You see those abs, I bet he does.

Maybe He Can Become a Fitness Guru: I think maybe you’re a little too optimistic there, bud.

Gecksford

Monster #: 405,988

What Is It: A very excitable lizard-type monster.

What Does It Want: To run around, have fun, that kind of thing.

Is He Friendly: Yes, very.

Will He Be My Friend: NO!

Why: He’s MY friend!

Audrey

Monster #: 93,320

What Is It: A woman with a dark secret.

What's Her Secret: We don't know. It's very dark though.

Does The Secret Involve That Weird Thing Standing Behind: Probably, yeah.

Is It Looking At Me: Probably, yeah.

The Love Thing

Monster #: 5,240

What Is It: A creature that loves love.

What Does It Want: To help people fall in love.

Why: Because it's the only one of it's kind.

How Tragic: See, this is how it all comes together.

Snellson

Monster #: 23,033

What Is It: Some weird, slug-like thing?

What Does It Want: To... exist?

It's Ambitions Aren't Too High: Hey man, existing is pretty cool.

That's True: It is.

Oayau

Monster #: 893,246

What Is It: Some cute little thing.

What Does It Want: Who cares?

Why Are You So Angry: He bores me.

How Do You Pronounce His Name: Who f**king knows?

Kruum

Monster #: 924,443

What Is It: A really disgusting, weird thing.

What Does It Want: Who knows. He's creepy as hell though.

Yeah: It freaks me out just looking at him.

I Want To Look Away: Me too. BUT I CAN'T!!!

Zep and Gunk

Monster #: 978,001 and 978,002

What Are They: Two weird little things.

What Do They Want: We don't know.

They Both Look Pretty Nervous: Yeah, they don't look too happy.

I Better If You Weren't So Lazy You Could Find Out: Yeah I bet-HEY!

Tembo

Monster #: 7,003

What Is It: A curious monster.

What's He Looking At: Something off screen. From his expression it looks like it's pretty amazing.

What's With the Snake: The snake is probably guarding the thing Tembo is looking at.

Does Tembo Notice the Snake: No.

Uh Oh: Uh Oh, indeed.

The Slinger

Monster #: 467

What Is It: Some kind of outlaw-type that lives on a distant planet.

What Does It Want: To be left alone so it can do its thing.

What Is Its "Thing": Robbery, murder, arson, etc.

But It Shouldn't Be Left Alone To Do Those Things: Well, you and it are just going to have to agree to disagree.