The Ulg

Monster #: 6,349

What Is It: An inter-dimensional being.

What Does It Want: To just be left alone.

Why: He doesn't like company.

Why: Secretly he's very insecure.

The Boggler

Monster #: 67,205

What Is It: A very befuddled monster.

Why Is It So Befuddled: Life man. It's crazy, you know.

What About Life Is So Crazy: You know... the daily grind... stuff like that.

You Don't Know, Do You: Well, neither do you!

The Loch Ness Monster

Monster #: 12

What Is It: Uh, the Loch Ness Monster.

THE Loch Ness Monster: Yes indeedy, Nessie herself.

Wow, That's So Cool: It sure is!

So, Is There Any New Information On Her: Yes, she's actually Irish.

Oh Wow: Yeah.

The Ayng

Monster #: 67,003

What Is It: A small little monster.

What Does It Want: It doesn't want to hurt anybody. But it does.

How? Why: The Ayng has a strange condition where it causes paranoia and neurosis in people it comes near.

Oh Wow: Yes, it's pretty bad.

Poor Guy: Yeah, he doesn't have a great life.

Krryllkryck

Monster #: 9,562

What Is It: An out of control monster.

What Does It Want: To be crazy and wild and stuff.

Who's the Woman: She's in charge of supervising Krryllkryck.

She Seems Bored: Being crazy and wild and stuff grows old after awhile.

Skraak

Monster #: 4,566

What Is It: An insane monster.

What Does It Want: To just be itself.

And Itself Is...: Insane.

Oh, Right: Yep.

I Don't Like This Guy: Don't worry, he doesn't like you either.

The Green Lizard

Monster #: 678

What Is It: A four-foot green lizard.

What Does It Want: To try and survive this crazy world.

Where Is It: Unknown at this time. Looks kinda trendy though.

What's It Looking At: I don't know. Maybe that's where it came from...

Lortnoc

Monster #: 23

What Is It: A completely unhinged monster.

What Does It Want: Everything at all times.

Huh: Lortnoc's brain has no attention span is ruled only by lusts and desires.

Oh, So He's Like a Rock Star: Exactly like a rock star.

Gremlin #1

Monster #: 23

What Is It: A nasty little creature that likes to mess with technology.

That Means: Yep, the critter's inside your computer right now!

Oh No! That's Terrible: Yes, it is! You'd better do something!

Like What?: Smash your computer. That's the only way to stop it. (Many, Many Monsters is not responsible for destroyed property.)

Sally Strange

Monster: #671

What Is She: A waitress for a monster-infested saloon.

Wow, This Entry's Crazy Right Off the Bat: Yep, it's a old-time western saloon with monsters for patrons.

I Assume She's Tough as Nails: Tougher.

Will She Fall For an Mysterious Gunslinger: Keep watchin'.