Many, Many Monsters
New Monsters Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday
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Showing posts with label
cheerful
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Monday, August 11, 2014
Dayupp
Monster #: 34,042
What Is It: An odd, cheerful little guy.
What Does He Want: To enjoy standing in the green rain.
Looks Kinda Fun: It does.
What Makes The Rain Green: Acid.
Oh: Yeah, not so fun for us.
Monday, July 21, 2014
Boyoyoyn
Monster #: 8,305,934
What Is It: Just a cheerful, good-natured monster.
What Does It Want: He has no wants.
Why: Because he's happy just being who is.
God I Hate Him: Me too!
Monday, December 3, 2012
Mip
Monster #: 1,302
What Is It: A big-headed, cheerful little guy.
What Does It Want: Who knows.
What Do You Mean: This thing's expression is the blankest of the blank. There's nothing there.
That's Too Bad: Yeah, but it's happy, so it all works out.
Friday, June 29, 2012
The Billyjohn
Monster #: 714
What Is It: A cheerful little creature that sits on your shoulder.
What Does It Want: To provide fresh, optimistic new perspective on your troubles.
Sounds Annoying: Oh yes, indeed it is.
How Can I Avoid It: Always make the right decision.
...So I Can't Avoid It Then: No.
Monday, June 25, 2012
Skipson
Monster #: 312
What Is It: A cheerful monster that likes to run around and pretend to fly.
What Does It Want: To have a good time. Nothing more, nothing less.
Hey, He Kinda Looks Like Gumby: No he doesn't-- Oh, he kinda does.
Except Without the Thing On His Head: Yeah, yeah.
I'm Not Sure What That Means: Beats us.
Monday, June 18, 2012
Goliyon
Monster #: 885
What Is It: A very cheerful monster that wants to cheer you up!
How: By providing an ever-smiling face and upbeat personality.
Does It Work: Nope. He's more annoying than helpful.
How Can I Avoid Him: You can't.
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