Showing posts with label cheerful. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cheerful. Show all posts

Monday, August 11, 2014

Dayupp


Monster #: 34,042

What Is It: An odd, cheerful little guy.

What Does He Want: To enjoy standing in the green rain.

Looks Kinda Fun: It does.

What Makes The Rain Green: Acid.

Oh: Yeah, not so fun for us.

Monday, July 21, 2014

Boyoyoyn


Monster #: 8,305,934

What Is It: Just a cheerful, good-natured monster.

What Does It Want: He has no wants.

Why: Because he's happy just being who is.

God I Hate Him: Me too!

Monday, December 3, 2012

Mip


Monster #: 1,302

What Is It: A big-headed, cheerful little guy.

What Does It Want: Who knows.

What Do You Mean: This thing's expression is the blankest of the blank. There's nothing there.

That's Too Bad: Yeah, but it's happy, so it all works out.

Friday, June 29, 2012

The Billyjohn


Monster #: 714

What Is It: A cheerful little creature that sits on your shoulder.

What Does It Want: To provide fresh, optimistic new perspective on your troubles.

Sounds Annoying: Oh yes, indeed it is.

How Can I Avoid It: Always make the right decision.

...So I Can't Avoid It Then: No.

Monday, June 25, 2012

Skipson


Monster #: 312

What Is It: A cheerful monster that likes to run around and pretend to fly.

What Does It Want: To have a good time. Nothing more, nothing less.

Hey, He Kinda Looks Like Gumby: No he doesn't-- Oh, he kinda does.

Except Without the Thing On His Head: Yeah, yeah.

I'm Not Sure What That Means: Beats us.

Monday, June 18, 2012

Goliyon


Monster #: 885

What Is It: A very cheerful monster that wants to cheer you up!

How: By providing an ever-smiling face and upbeat personality.

Does It Work: Nope. He's more annoying than helpful.

How Can I Avoid Him: You can't.