Geece

Monster #: 82,589

What Is It: A childlike spirit.

What Does It Want: To cause mischief and mayhem.

Why: Because she thinks it's funny.

That's Rude: In fairness, it's funny if it doesn't happen to you.

The Dollarman

Monster #: 2,404

What Is It: A businessman/ghost.

What Does It Want: To make money, I guess.

Who's the Woman: His partner maybe?

Think She'll Go Out On a Date With Me: Uh... I don't know? Why are you asking this.

Nevermind, Don't Worry About It: This isn't a dating service, OK? This is serious stuff.

Devra

 Monster #: 8,430

What Is It: A mysterious phantom that appears sometimes at night.

What Does She Want: She just wants to spend time with the living, like the normal human being she used to be.

Can She Really: No, come sunrise she disappears and can never visit the place she was in ever again.

Damn Dude, You're Really Bumming Me Out: I know. Sorry.

Stanton's Ghost

Monster #: 6,003

What Is It: The ghost of the fearsome western gangster, Henry Stanton.

What Does It Want: To haunt the men who gunned him down.

Wait, Who Gunned Him Down: The sheriff and his law enforcement.

How's That Fair: What do you mean?

Why Should An Evil Crook Get the Chance to Haunt the Good People Who Stopped Him: Uh.... life's not fair?

That's Not a Very Good Answer: Look, we're trying!

Telf

Monster #: 6,734

What Is It: A sad ghost.

What Does It Want: He just wants to jump rope.

Why Can't He: Ghosts can't pick things up, duh.

Oh My, That Is Sad: Ghosts are just super sad all the time.

Nicola

Monster #: 789

What Is She: Some sort of unearthly being. A ghost? An apparition?

What Does She Want: We don't know.

Does She Have Parents: Maybe. We haven't met them yet anyway.

Is She As Sweet As She Lets On: Maybe...

The Ghost of the Web

Monster #: 312

What Is It: A ghost that travels throughout the internet.

What Does It Do: Pop out of devices linked to the internet just so it can scare the pants off you.

Wait, Isn't Everything Linked to the Internet These Days?: Yeah, pretty much.

Well...Shoot: It's not great news, that's for sure.