Ogilvie and Staker

Monster #: 29,843

What Are They: A duo of monsters.

What Do They Want: Ogilvie (the orange one) wants to to be friends with Staker (the yellow one).

What Does Staker Want: Uh... something different than what Ogilvie wants, that's for sure.

Theses Guys Aren't the New Bert and Ernie, Are They: Oh no.

The Gelch

Monster #: 6,054

What Is It: A long-limbed, creepy as hell monster.

What Does It Want: Who knows. We don't want to know, actually.

Where Is It: The Gelch comes out when it's dark.

Yeesh, I Don't Want To Go Out Anymore: I said it comes out when it's dark. That includes stuff like your closet and under your bed.

...Son of a...: Yeah, we know the feeling.

Hraag

Monster #: 589,238

What Is It: We're not really sure.

What Does It Want: We're not really sure.

Is It Good Or Bad: We're not really sure.

Why Are You So Bad At Your Job: We're not really suHEY!!!

Dool

Monster #: 4,614

What Is It: A very sad, very droopy monster.

What Does It Want: He doesn't know. That's why he's so sad.

Maybe He Should Start Working Out: That's a good idea.

I Always Feel Better After I Start Working Out: Me too.

Let's Be Workout Buddies: I want to workout buddies with you.

Zac-Man

Monster #: 90,529

What Is It: Pac-Man's lesser known brother.

What Does He Want: To be just as good as Pac-Man!

Can He Be As Good as Pac-Man: No, of course not.

Why Not: He's actually super racist.

Oh My: Yeah, it's really terrible.

Zep and Gunk

Monster #: 978,001 and 978,002

What Are They: Two weird little things.

What Do They Want: We don't know.

They Both Look Pretty Nervous: Yeah, they don't look too happy.

I Better If You Weren't So Lazy You Could Find Out: Yeah I bet-HEY!

Rolf & Olf

Monster #s: 5,677 and 5,678

What Are They: Hilarious little guys.

Who Are They: The round guy is Olf and the guy with the gigantic slapping hand is Rolf.

What Do They Want: Olf just wants to be a cool due and Rolf just wants to slap him.

Why: Because Rolf hates it when people enjoy things.

That's No Way to Live Life: No, it's not.

It's Too Bad There Are People Out There Who Are Like That: Yes it is.

The Fendemp

Monster #: 67,890

What Is It: A monster who just wants to be friends.

What's Happening to Those Two People: Oh, they're sinking in quicksand.

Wait, The Fendemp Lives In Quicksand: Oh yes.

They're Not Going to Be Friends For Long: That's why the Fendemp's life is so tragic.