The Dollarman

Monster #: 2,404

What Is It: A businessman/ghost.

What Does It Want: To make money, I guess.

Who's the Woman: His partner maybe?

Think She'll Go Out On a Date With Me: Uh... I don't know? Why are you asking this.

Nevermind, Don't Worry About It: This isn't a dating service, OK? This is serious stuff.

Audrey

Monster #: 93,320

What Is It: A woman with a dark secret.

What's Her Secret: We don't know. It's very dark though.

Does The Secret Involve That Weird Thing Standing Behind: Probably, yeah.

Is It Looking At Me: Probably, yeah.

The Yammering

Monster #: 567,258

What Is It: A big monster that likes to talk and talk and talk...

What Does It Want: To talk and talk and talk...

Why: He can't stop, that's all he can do.

How Sad: His is a life of tragedy indeed.

The Fendemp

Monster #: 67,890

What Is It: A monster who just wants to be friends.

What's Happening to Those Two People: Oh, they're sinking in quicksand.

Wait, The Fendemp Lives In Quicksand: Oh yes.

They're Not Going to Be Friends For Long: That's why the Fendemp's life is so tragic.

Krryllkryck

Monster #: 9,562

What Is It: An out of control monster.

What Does It Want: To be crazy and wild and stuff.

Who's the Woman: She's in charge of supervising Krryllkryck.

She Seems Bored: Being crazy and wild and stuff grows old after awhile.

The Lelps

Monster #: 7,003

What Are They: Some sort of lizard monsters.

What Do They Want: To cause mischief and stuff.

What's Going On: They appear to be getting beat up by this woman.

Well, Serves Them Right: Yes, yes I believe that's true.

Loose-Limbed Lucy

Monster #: 451

What Is She: A spirit who takes the form of a human so she can have fun.

What Does She Want: To have fun. Didn't you read the above?


Can She Ever Have Too Much Fun: No. Never.

How Can I Meet: The spirit only comes out once a decade. Sorry!

Elura

Monster #: 453

What Is She: A woman with ties to the other side.

Is the "Other Side" the Side I'm Thinking Of: Yes, that's the one.

How Was She Connected to the Other Side: She asked. That's all you need to do.

What Does She Want: That's for her to know and you to find out.

The Lird

Monster #: 89

What Is It: A monster that likes to perch on your head.

What Does It Want: To annoy.

Why Does It Want To Annoy: Because it's a jerk.

I Don't Like This Monster: Neither do I, and I speak from personal experience.