Showing posts with label abs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label abs. Show all posts

Friday, March 25, 2016

Glllaaablrlrll


Monster #: 1,013

What Is It: Uh, some kind of... thing?

What Does It Want: Man, who knows? Something’s going on with his face, I don’t like it.

Does He Workout: You see those abs, I bet he does.

Maybe He Can Become a Fitness Guru: I think maybe you’re a little too optimistic there, bud.

Monday, February 23, 2015

Dr. Rodgers


Monster #: 94,393

What Is It: A professional doctor monster.

What Does It Want: To give you the best medical advice he can possibly give.

Why Isn't He Wearing a Lab Coat: He wants you to check out his sweet abs.

He Doesn't Give, Like, Physicals, Right: He'll give you a prostate exam you'll never forget.