Showing posts with label abs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label abs. Show all posts
Friday, March 25, 2016
Glllaaablrlrll
Monster #: 1,013
What Is It: Uh, some kind of... thing?
What Does It Want: Man, who knows? Something’s going on with his face, I don’t like it.
Does He Workout: You see those abs, I bet he does.
Maybe He Can Become a Fitness Guru: I think maybe you’re a little too optimistic there, bud.
Monday, February 23, 2015
Dr. Rodgers
Monster #: 94,393
What Is It: A professional doctor monster.
What Does It Want: To give you the best medical advice he can possibly give.
Why Isn't He Wearing a Lab Coat: He wants you to check out his sweet abs.
He Doesn't Give, Like, Physicals, Right: He'll give you a prostate exam you'll never forget.
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