Orthur

Monster #: 2493

What Is It: A mysterious monster with a very large mouth.

What Does It Want: We don't know. He seems friendly... ish?

Its Smile Seems Insincere: Yeah, there's something about it that seems fake.

I Don't Think I'd Like To Meet It: Well too bad, cuz it's right outside your door!

AAAAHHHNo It's Not: Gotcha!

Bombson

Monster #: 2,189,450

What Is It: A truly gigantic monster.

What Does It Want: Bombson just wants to make friends.

Really: Yeah, see that weird, bird-thing? He's trying to befriend it.

That's Nice: It is.

Is There Any Horrible Twist To Any of This: Nope. He's just a monster that wants friends.

Aww: Aww.

Crocodile Tears

I'm on vacation for the next week, so there won't be any monsters. However, I will be offering some of my favorite comic strips I've created for Grey Unicorn.

I hope you enjoy them!

Read it here: http://www.greyunicorn.com/crocodile-tears/

The Ahkturrian Worm

Monster #: 630,492

What Is It: A worm from the planet Ahkturria.

What Does It Want: To eat just about everything it sees.

How Big Is It: About as big as your house.

I Live In A Mansion: Yeah, he's a big son of a gun.

Well, At Least I Don't Leave on Ahkturria: Ahkturria is what they rename Earth in 20 years.

DAMNIT: Agreed. Ahkturria is a bad name.

The Bledge

Monster #: 6,720

What Is It: Just a big, big monster.

What Does It Want: To eat sailors, ships, battleships, all that good stuff.

Why: Because they taste very good to him.

I Don't Think They Taste Very Good: Well, you're not a giant monster now are you?

... No: That's what I thought.

The Blooog

Monster #: 984,035

What Is It: Some sort of many-tentacled sea creature.

What Does It Want: To eat fish and other sea stuff I think.

So Its Mouth Is At the Top of Its Head: Yeah, looks like it.

Wow, That's Pretty Weird: That's what's thrown you off? After all the monsters you've seen? Jeez, pal.

The Krumble

Monster #: 2,836

What Is It: A really, really big monster.

What Does It Want: To eat creatures smaller than it.

How Many Creatures Are Smaller than It: All of them.

Gulp: Yep.

The Grund

Monster #: 65,256

What Is It: A sad, pathetic little monster.

What Does It Want: To not be so sad and pathetic.

Why Is It Sad and Pathetic: It's head is so big it can barely lift it up. And it's mouth is mostly teeth.

Yikes: It's a dentist's dream.

The Blue Gragnarr

Monster #: 98,456

What Is It: A very big, very hungry monster.

What Does It Want: To eat everything.

Everything: EVERYTHING.

What Happens When It Eats Everything: Then it stops. As does the world.

The Mordred

Monster #: 900,003

What Is It: A monster disguised as an alien landscape.

What Does It Want: To trap passing spaceships.

What, They Don't Notice The Tunnel Looks Like a Mouth: Look, you've seen "The Empire Strikes Back," right.

Yeah: Same deal.

Oh: Mmhmm.

Isn't That a Movie: Movies can be true too you know!

Grudge

Monster #: 78,907

What Is It: A really weird-lookin' monster.

What Does It Want: Who knows. Who cares.

How Does It Eat: With it's mouth.

No, I Mean, How Can It Catch Food To Eat: What do you mean?

I Mean, It Has No Arms: Oh, maybe it eats bugs or something.

Shouldn't You Know, Aren't You the Classification People: You're asking a lotta questions, aren't ya smart-boy?

The Krep

Monster #: 98,718

What Is It: A really big monster with a really big mouth.

What Does It Want: To eat.

What Does It Eat: Whatever it wants.

Including.... People: Oh my yes.

Deyo

Monster #: 3,454

What Is It: A kooky little monster with a gigantic mouth.

What Does It Want: It just wants to sing baby.

Where Is It: Somewhere beyond the bounds of perception.

Really: That or some music video, I dunno.

Slyther

 

Monster #: 9, 456

What is It: A very large, very hungry snake.

What Does It Want: To hide. For now.

What Happens When It's Now: That's when it eats.

What Does It Eat: Whatever it wants.

Raymor

Monster #: 223

What Is It: A big-ass monster that lives in the ocean.

What Does He Want: To eat? You know, stuff like that.

Who's The Other Guy: That's his sidekick.

What's The Sidekick's Name: I dunno. That's for another case file I guess.

Big Bass

Monster #: 32

What Is It: A gigantic fish with gigantic teeth that roams the sea.

What Does It Want: To eat.

What Does It Want To Eat: Oh, it's not picky.

I Don't Like The Sound of That: Yeah, well, I can't blame ya.

Bud

Monster #: 116

What is He: A tongue with a mind of its own.

What Does He Want: He just wants to entertain!

Where Did He Get That Tiny Top Hat: From a tiny hat store.

Wait, There's a Tiny Hat Store in This Guy's Mouth: No, that would be silly. In his throat.