Ezzeledge

Monster #: 7,394

What Is It: A very sophisticated creature.

What Does It Want: To live a life of elegance.

Is That A Painting Or a Window: It's both.

Wait, How Does THAT Work: That's best described for another time. Sorry!

Hraag

Monster #: 589,238

What Is It: We're not really sure.

What Does It Want: We're not really sure.

Is It Good Or Bad: We're not really sure.

Why Are You So Bad At Your Job: We're not really suHEY!!!

The Dragnarn

Monster #: 4,533

What Is It: A nasty monster that flies through the night.

What Does It Want: Who knows. Whatever he wants, he's pretty happy about it.

What Am I Looking At, Is It A Dream: Maybe.

Nothing You Say Is Ever Reassuring: I swear, all YOU ever do is complain.

Grabjb

Monster #: 35,789

What Is It: Sort sort of… thing?

What Does It Want: Man, we don’t have ANY idea.

It’s Pretty…Happy: Yeah, I guess.

I Dunno, I Still Don’t Like It All That Much: Neither do us.

Seriously, What IS It’s Deal: Some things just can’t be known.

Monster #731

Name: Demora

What the Hell Is It: You Don't Want to Know

Where Does It Live: Just Beyond Our Perception of Reality

Wow That's Pretty Creepy: Yeah, It Is

What to Do If You See It: You don't see it, it sees you

Monster #603

Name: Plasman

What Is It: Beats Me

What's It Doing: I Have No Idea

I'm Scared: Me Too

What To Do If You See It: Get the hell out of its way