Reevak!

Monster #: 10,634

What Is It: A badass and edgy monster.

What Does He Want: He wants to NOT play by your rules, man.

He Doesn't Like My Rules: No way man, he thinks your rules are totally uncool.

(Sniff)... I Try My Best: Your best ain't good enough, old man!

Debya

Monster #: 2,004

What Is It: A cool, down to Earth monster.

What Does It Want: She wants to hang out, get good grades and attend a nice public university.

Do They Let Monsters Into Colleges: Not in America.

Where: Denmark, I think. They're pretty chill over there.

Yisa

Monster #: 653,098

What Is It: Just your average single gal/monster.

What Does She Want: You ever see "Mary Tyler Moore?" Pretty much that.

She Wants to Make It After All: You bet.

She's An Inspiring Monster, Isn't She: You know it.

Blegh

Monster #: 2,980

What Is It: A very, very, very old monster.

What Does It Want: For you whippersnappers to keep it down!

Why Is He Nearly Naked: He just doesn't give a shit anymore.

I Wanna Be Like Him: Me too.

Snellson

Monster #: 23,033

What Is It: Some weird, slug-like thing?

What Does It Want: To... exist?

It's Ambitions Aren't Too High: Hey man, existing is pretty cool.

That's True: It is.

The Happisum

Monster #: 87,004

What Is It: A very happy monster.

What Does It Want: To be happy.

That's It: Yep.

Seems Kinda Lacking: Well, are you happy?

...No: There you go.

Uluuam

Monster #: 78,123

What Is It: A very cruel looking monster.

What's It Looking At: Who knows. I don't like how happy he is about it though.

What Does It Want: What any monster wants, to chill out and be cool.

I Want That Too: We ALL do.

The Kool Kids

Monster #: 58,234

What Are They: The coolest kids around.

How Cool Are They: They spell "Cool" with a "K." "Kool."

Oh Wow: Yeah.

How Are They Monsters: They eat people.

Oh, Well, There You Go: Yeah.

Oy-yoy

Monster #: 891,006

What Is It: Some sort of frog-thing?

What Does It Want: To think.

Why Does It Want to Think: Thinking's cool, bro.

Yeah, I Think You're Right: Oh man!

You See What I Did There: Yeah man, that's awesome!

Bello

Monster #: 7,987

What Is It: A nice, good-natured monster.

What Does He Want: Just to be a good dude.

Oh, That's Cool: It is cool.

I'm Still Afraid of Him: Right.

'Cuz He's a Monster: Yes.

The Happy Bear

Monster #: 311

What Is It: A cheerful and ever-smiling bear.

What Does It Want: To wave "hi" to everyone it meets and just be a happy dude.

Wow, He Sounds Pretty Cool: Yeah, The Happy Bear is pretty cool.

How Can I Meet The Happy Bear: But don't you see, The Happy Bear was inside you all along.

Cool Dude

Monster #: 552

What Is It: One cool monster.

What Does It Want: To be cool.

He Doesn't Look That Cool To Me: You kidding? He's wearing sunglasses!

Sunglasses Don't Automatically Make People Cool: Yes they do, it's a scientific fact. You're just not cool enough to understand it.

Yeah... You're Right: Of course I am.

Hedreg

Monster #: 400

What Is It: A big, blue monster that lives in Egypt.

What Does It Want: To figure out how those crazy pyramids work.

Yeah, There's Something Off About Them: Perspective's kinda wonky.

Are These the Ones Aliens Made: Oh my God, I think you're on to something.