The Dimensional Bird

Monster #: 39,850

What Is It: A weird bird that can travel between dimensions.

What Does It Want: We know as much as you do, which is to say, we don't know.

How Can I Avoid It: Well, it only comes out whenever you don't want it.

What If I WANT It To Come Out Then: Then it comes out as well. Sorry bud.

Bombson

Monster #: 2,189,450

What Is It: A truly gigantic monster.

What Does It Want: Bombson just wants to make friends.

Really: Yeah, see that weird, bird-thing? He's trying to befriend it.

That's Nice: It is.

Is There Any Horrible Twist To Any of This: Nope. He's just a monster that wants friends.

Aww: Aww.

The Sneek

Monster #: 62,562

What Is It: Some sort of angry, bird-like thing.

Why Is It Angry: It's a monster. It'd be more surprising if it wasn't angry.

That's Too Bad: I know.

I Want Everything to Be Happy: A noble dream.

The Moony Bird

Monster #: 87,205

What Is It: A big, goofy bird.

What Does It Want: Who knows. To survive I imagine.

How Is It "Goofy": I don't know. He kinda moves around all goofy-like. You know, he just looks goofy.

So You Don't Know: You've got a real attitude, mister.

The Goony Bird

Monster #: 34,565

What Is It: A bird. We think.

What Does It Want: Uh, we're not sure.

What's It Looking At: We're not so sure about that either.

You Guys Are Slacking Off: Shut up... I'm trying to catch up on "Breaking Bad."

That's A Good Show: I know, right!!?

Chek

Monster #: 6,789

What Is It: An ancient bird monster of unknown origin.

What Does It Want: Who knows.

Where Can I Find It: Out in the depths of the Pacific Northwest.

So, Spokane: What, No! Somewhere not as nice.

The Lird

Monster #: 89

What Is It: A monster that likes to perch on your head.

What Does It Want: To annoy.

Why Does It Want To Annoy: Because it's a jerk.

I Don't Like This Monster: Neither do I, and I speak from personal experience.

Monster #692

Name: Birdhat

Home: Inside a Top Hat

Does He Ever Leave It: Nope

Disposition: Goofy

What To Do If You See Him: Don't touch his hat, whatever you do, don't touch his hat

Monster #240

Name: Eckt

Wingspan: Longer than you

Regards for Personal Space: None

How Sharp are the Claws: Very

What to Do if You See Him: Duck