Treecee

Monster #: 3.289

What Is It: A cute little creature with grass for hair.

What Does It Want: To spread joy and cheer and all that stuff.

Wait, Really Grass For Hair: Yes indeed.

Does She Use A Lawnmower to Cut Her Hair: Yes, yes you understand the bit.

Donna Light

Monster #: 58,384

What Is It: A cute little monster full of electricity.

What Does She Want: She just wants to dance!

Is There A Problem: Yeah, she's so full of electricity she shocks all the other dancers. And the crew people. And the audience.

Yikes: Yeah, it's a real bummer.

Daylyalya

Monster #: 46,828

What Is It: Just a cute little monster.

What Does She Want: Being cute I guess.

There's More To Life Than Being Cute: That sounds like something a person who isn't cute would say.

...: Well?

Yeah...: That's what I thought.

The Jelpling

Monster #: 839,859

What Is It: A little scamp.

What Does It Want: To scavenge for food and avoid capture.

What Does It Like to Eat: Duck a l'Orange.

This Thing Has Pretty Refined Tastes: Yeah, he's a little snobbish.

Oayau

Monster #: 893,246

What Is It: Some cute little thing.

What Does It Want: Who cares?

Why Are You So Angry: He bores me.

How Do You Pronounce His Name: Who f**king knows?

The Krarn

Monster #: 56,320

What Is It: Such a cute little monster!

What Does It Want: To be fierce and scary!

Is It: Of course not! He's Adorable!

It's Hard Being Cute: Yes indeed!

Bilyup

Monster #: 87,234

What Is It: A tiny, perpetually freaked out little monster.

What Does It Want: To not be so scared all the time.

Why Is It Always So Scared: Life is scary, man.

That's True, I'm a College Graduate: Same.

Zep and Gunk

Monster #: 978,001 and 978,002

What Are They: Two weird little things.

What Do They Want: We don't know.

They Both Look Pretty Nervous: Yeah, they don't look too happy.

I Better If You Weren't So Lazy You Could Find Out: Yeah I bet-HEY!

The Littlest Billings

Monster #: 898,396

What Is It: The littlest Billings.

So...: So, everybody makes fun of him for being so little.

That's Not Fair: Of course it's not fair!

Can He Do Anything About It: No. His life is doomed to eternal mockery.

This is Powerfully Depressing: Hey, maybe one day a Billings will be born littler than him!

The Ayng

Monster #: 67,003

What Is It: A small little monster.

What Does It Want: It doesn't want to hurt anybody. But it does.

How? Why: The Ayng has a strange condition where it causes paranoia and neurosis in people it comes near.

Oh Wow: Yes, it's pretty bad.

Poor Guy: Yeah, he doesn't have a great life.

Dulam

Monster #: 56,306

What Is It: A cute little monster.

What Does It Want: To get contacts so he can see better.

So He Has Trouble Seeing: Yes, it's very sad.

Why Doesn't He Wear Glasses: Dulam has glasses but he's very self-conscious about them.

There's Nothing To Be Ashamed About Wearing Glasses: I know, it's too bad he doesn't see it that way.

Ivon the Icon

Monster#: 8,006

What Is It: A cute little monster that lives in your iPhone.

What Does It Want:  To mess up all your iPhone functions.

Like What: Like, you know how sometimes your app just shuts down, for no reason.

Yeah: That's Ivon.

Oh God, I HATE That: Yeah, me too.

Rolf & Olf

Monster #s: 5,677 and 5,678

What Are They: Hilarious little guys.

Who Are They: The round guy is Olf and the guy with the gigantic slapping hand is Rolf.

What Do They Want: Olf just wants to be a cool due and Rolf just wants to slap him.

Why: Because Rolf hates it when people enjoy things.

That's No Way to Live Life: No, it's not.

It's Too Bad There Are People Out There Who Are Like That: Yes it is.

The Oks

Monster #: 10,689

What Are They: Nasty little critters.

What Do They Want: To do what their master tells them to do.

Who Is Their Master: The dude in the middle.

What Does He Want: I don't know man, but any guy in charge of monsters probably isn't a good dude.

Bellup

Monster #: 76,112

What Is It: A chill, righteous monster.

What Does It Want: To cheer you on and make sure you "hang loose."

Why: People are too uptight, man. They gotta chill.

I Guess You're Right: I'm always right, damnit.

Tovar

Monster #: 98, 004

What Is It: A creepy little dude.

What Does It Want: Beats us. He wants something certainly.

Where Does He Live: Somewhere dark and spooky.

Damnit, How Many Dark and Spooky Places Are There: More than we can count.

Eyvind Eel

Monster #: 1,752

What Is It: A very big eel that likes to eat very little fish.

Why: Because it's big enough that no one argues with it.

What Does It Want: To eat, eat and eat.

Why Is It Smiling: Eyvind also likes the taste of people...

Mip

Monster #: 1,302

What Is It: A big-headed, cheerful little guy.

What Does It Want: Who knows.

What Do You Mean: This thing's expression is the blankest of the blank. There's nothing there.

That's Too Bad: Yeah, but it's happy, so it all works out.

Aylyn

Monster #: 341

What Is It: A cute little monster who's always frightened.

What's It Frightened Of: Everything.

That's Too Bad: Yeah, it makes for a difficult life.

Can I Pet Him: No, he's scared of you too. Sorry!

The Doubts

Monster #: 5

What Are They: Little monsters that live in your head.

What Do They Want: They want you to lose confidence in all of your decisions.

Why: They feed on the tears of unfulfilled dreams.

How Can I Stop Them: You can't. You can only try to control them. Maybe one day they'll give up.