Dr. Rodgers

Monster #: 94,393

What Is It: A professional doctor monster.

What Does It Want: To give you the best medical advice he can possibly give.

Why Isn't He Wearing a Lab Coat: He wants you to check out his sweet abs.

He Doesn't Give, Like, Physicals, Right: He'll give you a prostate exam you'll never forget.

The Ayng

Monster #: 67,003

What Is It: A small little monster.

What Does It Want: It doesn't want to hurt anybody. But it does.

How? Why: The Ayng has a strange condition where it causes paranoia and neurosis in people it comes near.

Oh Wow: Yes, it's pretty bad.

Poor Guy: Yeah, he doesn't have a great life.

Skraak

Monster #: 4,566

What Is It: An insane monster.

What Does It Want: To just be itself.

And Itself Is...: Insane.

Oh, Right: Yep.

I Don't Like This Guy: Don't worry, he doesn't like you either.

Lortnoc

Monster #: 23

What Is It: A completely unhinged monster.

What Does It Want: Everything at all times.

Huh: Lortnoc's brain has no attention span is ruled only by lusts and desires.

Oh, So He's Like a Rock Star: Exactly like a rock star.