Retttch

 Monster #: 6,783

What Is It: A tremendously annoying monster.

What Does It Want: To spend all of its time with you.

Why: He doesn't have any friends.

Is It Because He Tries To Spend All of His Time With Them: That's a bingo.

Ivon the Icon

Monster#: 8,006

What Is It: A cute little monster that lives in your iPhone.

What Does It Want:  To mess up all your iPhone functions.

Like What: Like, you know how sometimes your app just shuts down, for no reason.

Yeah: That's Ivon.

Oh God, I HATE That: Yeah, me too.

Krungh

Monster #: 25,639

What Is It: Some weird, nasty looking creature.

What Does It Want: We don't know, but it won't stop moaning.

Oh My: Yeah, seriously, this thing is moaning all the damned time.

That's Too Bad: Yeah. Maybe we should stop poking it. Nah.

The Billyjohn

Monster #: 714

What Is It: A cheerful little creature that sits on your shoulder.

What Does It Want: To provide fresh, optimistic new perspective on your troubles.

Sounds Annoying: Oh yes, indeed it is.

How Can I Avoid It: Always make the right decision.

...So I Can't Avoid It Then: No.

Goliyon

Monster #: 885

What Is It: A very cheerful monster that wants to cheer you up!

How: By providing an ever-smiling face and upbeat personality.

Does It Work: Nope. He's more annoying than helpful.

How Can I Avoid Him: You can't.

Gepp

Monster #: 452

What Is It: An annoying little creature that loves attention.

What Does It Want: For you to notice it. At all times.

Why: He was a lonely child.

Really: I don't know! Some monsters are just needy.

Kator the Gator

Monster #: 552

What Is It: A gigantic alligator.

What Does It Want: Who knows. He seems interested in you though.

Is That A Bad Thing: He's a gigantic alligator, you tell me.

I Remember When This Information Was Helpful: We can't help everybody, man.

The Lird

Monster #: 89

What Is It: A monster that likes to perch on your head.

What Does It Want: To annoy.

Why Does It Want To Annoy: Because it's a jerk.

I Don't Like This Monster: Neither do I, and I speak from personal experience.

The Gretch

Monster #: 212

What Is It: A monster that just loves calling you on your cell phone.

Why: He just wants to talk.

What Does He Want To Talk About: About how his day went, his thoughts on politics, what's on TV, etc.

Oh God, That Sounds Unbearable: Yes indeedy.

Jump and Slump

Monsters #: 310 and 311

What Are They: Two monsters with polar opposite personalities.

What Do They Want: Jump wants to play with Slump and Slump wants Jump to leave him alone.

How Often Does That Happen: Every moment of every day.

So They're Not Much of a Threat?: Nah.