Showing posts with label demon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label demon. Show all posts
Monday, February 2, 2015
Slitch
Monster #: 5,094
What Is It: A demon straight from the depths of Hell.
What Does It Want: To cause torment and stuff like that.
Wait, So Hell Is Real: Did I say Hell, I meant Heck.
What's the Difference: One you can say on children's television.
Oh: Yep.
Wednesday, July 16, 2014
Rivas
Monster #: 982,034
What Is It: A very creepy female spirit.
What Does She Want: No idea. I don't like the look she's giving you though.
She's Not Looking At Me, She's Looking At You!: Sorry buddy, she only has eyes for you.
OH NO!!!: Hey, maybe she won't be evil.
Really: Nah.
Wednesday, July 9, 2014
Audrey
Monster #: 93,320
What Is It: A woman with a dark secret.
What's Her Secret: We don't know. It's very dark though.
Does The Secret Involve That Weird Thing Standing Behind: Probably, yeah.
Is It Looking At Me: Probably, yeah.
Wednesday, June 25, 2014
Viaunda
Monster #: 100,034
What Is It: A lady demon who can see you.
What Does She Want: She wants to talk to you.
Why: Because you are a very interesting person.
Wait, No I'm NOT: Fine, she wants to suck out your soul. Happy now?
Yes, I Appreciate the Honesty: Good. I'm glad.
Friday, October 4, 2013
The Green-Eyed Demon
Monster #: 67,145
What Is It: A shapeless demon that possess whomever it sees fit.
What Does It Want: What else? To cause trouble.
Why: Gotta get your kicks somewhere, I guess?
How Can I Tell If Someone Is Possessed: If they have green eyes. Only demons have green eyes.
Oh No! My Best Friend Has Green Eyes: Oh no!
What Do I Do!!?: Beats us! We're just scientists! We don't actually know anything!
Friday, February 8, 2013
Tovar
Monster #: 98, 004
What Is It: A creepy little dude.
What Does It Want: Beats us. He wants something certainly.
Where Does He Live: Somewhere dark and spooky.
Damnit, How Many Dark and Spooky Places Are There: More than we can count.
Friday, December 21, 2012
Skraak
Monster #: 4,566
What Is It: An insane monster.
What Does It Want: To just be itself.
And Itself Is...: Insane.
Oh, Right: Yep.
I Don't Like This Guy: Don't worry, he doesn't like you either.
Wednesday, December 19, 2012
Vortryck
Monster #: 3,445
What Is It: A nasty, winged creature that only comes out at night.
What Does It Want: To scare anyone that gets in its way.
Why: He likes it.
This Guy Needs to Get A New Hobby: Tell us about it!
Wednesday, June 27, 2012
Elura
Monster #: 453
What Is She: A woman with ties to the other side.
Is the "Other Side" the Side I'm Thinking Of: Yes, that's the one.
How Was She Connected to the Other Side: She asked. That's all you need to do.
What Does She Want: That's for her to know and you to find out.
Monday, March 12, 2012
The Debt Collector
Monster #: 89
What Is It: When you make a deal with the devil, this guy is the one who comes to collect.
What Does He Want: He wants you to pay up.
What Happens If You Can't Pay Up: Oh, you'll pay up.
I Don't Want to Meet This Guy: We all have to meet him sometime.
Wednesday, February 15, 2012
Scratch
Monster #: 665
What Is It: A ruthless agent that may or may not be a demon.
Where Does It Live: Where else? Hollywood baby!
What Does It Want: To help any aspiring actor or actress's career.
Is There a Catch: Oh you bet...
Monday, November 21, 2011
Demon Dog
Monster #: 251
What Is It: An excitable little pooch that's also a demon.
Likes: Playing fetch, chasing it's tail, chewing on souls
Dislikes: The vacuum cleaner, cats, humanity
What To Do If You See It: Whatever you do, don't scratch under it's chin. That's just a bad, bad idea.
Wednesday, July 13, 2011
Monster #731
Name: DemoraWhat the Hell Is It: You Don't Want to Know
Where Does It Live: Just Beyond Our Perception of Reality
Wow That's Pretty Creepy: Yeah, It Is
What to Do If You See It: You don't see it, it sees you
Monday, July 11, 2011
Monster #425
Name: EvrockOccupation: Ancient Evil
Things He Likes To Do: Unleash Armies of Demon Bats
Is He Fun At Parties: Not For Us, Anyway
Last Seen: Foretelling the End of the World.
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