Showing posts with label demon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label demon. Show all posts

Monday, February 2, 2015

Slitch


Monster #: 5,094

What Is It: A demon straight from the depths of Hell.

What Does It Want: To cause torment and stuff like that.

Wait, So Hell Is Real: Did I say Hell, I meant Heck.

What's the Difference: One you can say on children's television.

Oh: Yep.

Wednesday, July 16, 2014

Rivas


Monster #: 982,034

What Is It: A very creepy female spirit.

What Does She Want: No idea. I don't like the look she's giving you though.

She's Not Looking At Me, She's Looking At You!: Sorry buddy, she only has eyes for you.

OH NO!!!: Hey, maybe she won't be evil.

Really: Nah.

Wednesday, July 9, 2014

Audrey


Monster #: 93,320

What Is It: A woman with a dark secret.

What's Her Secret: We don't know. It's very dark though.

Does The Secret Involve That Weird Thing Standing Behind: Probably, yeah.

Is It Looking At Me: Probably, yeah.

Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Viaunda


Monster #: 100,034

What Is It: A lady demon who can see you.

What Does She Want: She wants to talk to you.

Why: Because you are a very interesting person.

Wait, No I'm NOT: Fine, she wants to suck out your soul. Happy now?

Yes, I Appreciate the Honesty: Good. I'm glad.

Friday, October 4, 2013

The Green-Eyed Demon


Monster #: 67,145

What Is It: A shapeless demon that possess whomever it sees fit.

What Does It Want: What else? To cause trouble.

Why: Gotta get your kicks somewhere, I guess?

How Can I Tell If Someone Is Possessed: If they have green eyes. Only demons have green eyes.

Oh No! My Best Friend Has Green Eyes: Oh no!

What Do I Do!!?: Beats us! We're just scientists! We don't actually know anything!


Friday, February 8, 2013

Tovar


Monster #: 98, 004

What Is It: A creepy little dude.

What Does It Want: Beats us. He wants something certainly.

Where Does He Live: Somewhere dark and spooky.

Damnit, How Many Dark and Spooky Places Are There: More than we can count.

Friday, December 21, 2012

Skraak


Monster #: 4,566

What Is It: An insane monster.

What Does It Want: To just be itself.

And Itself Is...: Insane.

Oh, Right: Yep.

I Don't Like This Guy: Don't worry, he doesn't like you either.

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Vortryck


Monster #: 3,445

What Is It: A nasty, winged creature that only comes out at night.

What Does It Want: To scare anyone that gets in its way.

Why: He likes it.

This Guy Needs to Get A New Hobby: Tell us about it!

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Elura


Monster #: 453

What Is She: A woman with ties to the other side.

Is the "Other Side" the Side I'm Thinking Of: Yes, that's the one.

How Was She Connected to the Other Side: She asked. That's all you need to do.

What Does She Want: That's for her to know and you to find out.

Monday, March 12, 2012

The Debt Collector


Monster #: 89

What Is It: When you make a deal with the devil, this guy is the one who comes to collect.

What Does He Want: He wants you to pay up.

What Happens If You Can't Pay Up: Oh, you'll pay up.

I Don't Want to Meet This Guy: We all have to meet him sometime.

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Scratch


Monster #: 665

What Is It: A ruthless agent that may or may not be a demon.

Where Does It Live: Where else? Hollywood baby!

What Does It Want: To help any aspiring actor or actress's career.

Is There a Catch: Oh you bet...

Monday, November 21, 2011

Demon Dog


Monster #: 251

What Is It: An excitable little pooch that's also a demon.

Likes: Playing fetch, chasing it's tail, chewing on souls

Dislikes: The vacuum cleaner, cats, humanity

What To Do If You See It: Whatever you do, don't scratch under it's chin. That's just a bad, bad idea.

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Monster #731

Name: Demora

What the Hell Is It: You Don't Want to Know

Where Does It Live: Just Beyond Our Perception of Reality

Wow That's Pretty Creepy: Yeah, It Is

What to Do If You See It: You don't see it, it sees you

Monday, July 11, 2011

Monster #425

Name: Evrock

Occupation: Ancient Evil

Things He Likes To Do: Unleash Armies of Demon Bats

Is He Fun At Parties: Not For Us, Anyway

Last Seen: Foretelling the End of the World.