Gummpmmf

Monster #: 23,065

What Is It: A big, friendly monster.

What Does It Want: To give you a hug.

Uh, How Strong Is He: Unbelievably strong.

Could A Hug From Him Kill Me: Yes.

Can I Say No To a Hug: Yes, but you'd make him feel sad.

Uh...: Come on dude, take one for the team.

Oswak

Monster #: 23,945

What Is It: Just kind of a normal dude.

What Does He Want: Normal dude things.

What Are "Normal Dude Things:" You know... things that are normal... for dudes.

You Don't Know Anything About This Guy, Do You: ...(sniff) This job is hard, man.

Rrarrgrronk

Monster #: 2,593

What Is It: A very big, very angry monster.

What Does It Want: To do whatever the hell it wants.

I Don’t Like This Dude: He probably doesn’t like you either.

Where Is He: He lives on another planet.

Wouldn’t That Make Him An Alien: Alien monster.

Oh: Yeah.

The Oks

Monster #: 10,689

What Are They: Nasty little critters.

What Do They Want: To do what their master tells them to do.

Who Is Their Master: The dude in the middle.

What Does He Want: I don't know man, but any guy in charge of monsters probably isn't a good dude.

Tovar

Monster #: 98, 004

What Is It: A creepy little dude.

What Does It Want: Beats us. He wants something certainly.

Where Does He Live: Somewhere dark and spooky.

Damnit, How Many Dark and Spooky Places Are There: More than we can count.

Bello

Monster #: 7,987

What Is It: A nice, good-natured monster.

What Does He Want: Just to be a good dude.

Oh, That's Cool: It is cool.

I'm Still Afraid of Him: Right.

'Cuz He's a Monster: Yes.

The Happy Bear

Monster #: 311

What Is It: A cheerful and ever-smiling bear.

What Does It Want: To wave "hi" to everyone it meets and just be a happy dude.

Wow, He Sounds Pretty Cool: Yeah, The Happy Bear is pretty cool.

How Can I Meet The Happy Bear: But don't you see, The Happy Bear was inside you all along.

Cool Dude

Monster #: 552

What Is It: One cool monster.

What Does It Want: To be cool.

He Doesn't Look That Cool To Me: You kidding? He's wearing sunglasses!

Sunglasses Don't Automatically Make People Cool: Yes they do, it's a scientific fact. You're just not cool enough to understand it.

Yeah... You're Right: Of course I am.