The Gelch

Monster #: 6,054

What Is It: A long-limbed, creepy as hell monster.

What Does It Want: Who knows. We don't want to know, actually.

Where Is It: The Gelch comes out when it's dark.

Yeesh, I Don't Want To Go Out Anymore: I said it comes out when it's dark. That includes stuff like your closet and under your bed.

...Son of a...: Yeah, we know the feeling.

Oayau

Monster #: 893,246

What Is It: Some cute little thing.

What Does It Want: Who cares?

Why Are You So Angry: He bores me.

How Do You Pronounce His Name: Who f**king knows?

The Moony Bird

Monster #: 87,205

What Is It: A big, goofy bird.

What Does It Want: Who knows. To survive I imagine.

How Is It "Goofy": I don't know. He kinda moves around all goofy-like. You know, he just looks goofy.

So You Don't Know: You've got a real attitude, mister.

Grudge

Monster #: 78,907

What Is It: A really weird-lookin' monster.

What Does It Want: Who knows. Who cares.

How Does It Eat: With it's mouth.

No, I Mean, How Can It Catch Food To Eat: What do you mean?

I Mean, It Has No Arms: Oh, maybe it eats bugs or something.

Shouldn't You Know, Aren't You the Classification People: You're asking a lotta questions, aren't ya smart-boy?

The Gunmp

Monster #: 8,577

What Is It: Uh... some sort of ugly monster?

Why Is That Other Monster Pointing At It: Maybe... it's making fun of how ugly the monster is?

The Other Monster Is Pretty Ugly Too: Yeah. But not as ugly as the Gunmp.

No, Not That Ugly: Yeah.

But Still Pretty Ugly: Yeah.

The Ulps

Monster #: 4, 106

What Is It: Some sore of mutant lizard fish.

What Does It Want: I dunno, to do stuff mutant lizard fish normally do.

Why Are They Gasping? Aren't They In Water: Yeah, I dunno.

Do You Know ANYTHING About These Things: No I DON'T!

Mip

Monster #: 1,302

What Is It: A big-headed, cheerful little guy.

What Does It Want: Who knows.

What Do You Mean: This thing's expression is the blankest of the blank. There's nothing there.

That's Too Bad: Yeah, but it's happy, so it all works out.