Eeya the Fair

Monster #: 21,390

What Is It: She is a fairy, like the kind that doesn't exist much anymore.

What Does She Want: To survive.

What's Wrong: There are lots of big, nasty things out there that like to eat fairies.

That's Sad: Even magical creatures have problems.

The Showman

Monster #: 1,056

What Is It: A showman monster.

What Does It Want: He wants to put on The Greatest Show On Earth.

What Is The Greatest Show On Earth: Its destruction.

Not Much of a Show: Well, not for us.

The Dregnargg

Monster #: 9,239

What Is It: A very nasty, vicious monster.

What Does It Want: It wants whatever wants and doesn't care how it gets it.

What Is It Doing: It appears to be staring at something.

That's Not Good: Not for what it's staring at, that's for sure!

The Dark One

Monster #: 85,295

What Is It: A nasty creature that lives in the dark.

What Does It Want: Why your soul, what else.

What Does It Want With My Soul: He's a collector.

Oh, Like a Comic Book Collector: Yeah, sort of.

With Souls Instead of Comic Books: Yes.

...Still Don't Like Him: Can't blame ya'.

Drulmbd

Monster #: 455,679

What Is It: Some sort of amorphous, nasty looking creature.

What Does It Want: Well, it's got teeth. It probably wants to eat something.

Eat What, Like People: Yeah, probably people.

Why Do All These Monsters Want to Eat People: We're delicious I guess. It's kind of a compliment.

Kind Of: Yeah, kind of.

Mrrap

Monster #: 7,990

What Is It: Some, nasty creature that lives in the sewer.

What Does It Want: To be left alone.

Why: Dude, he likes to live in the sewer, we should be happy he wants to be left alone.

Yeah, I Guess You're Right: Of course I am, I'm always right!

The Oks

Monster #: 10,689

What Are They: Nasty little critters.

What Do They Want: To do what their master tells them to do.

Who Is Their Master: The dude in the middle.

What Does He Want: I don't know man, but any guy in charge of monsters probably isn't a good dude.

Krungh

Monster #: 25,639

What Is It: Some weird, nasty looking creature.

What Does It Want: We don't know, but it won't stop moaning.

Oh My: Yeah, seriously, this thing is moaning all the damned time.

That's Too Bad: Yeah. Maybe we should stop poking it. Nah.

Mr. Spider

Monster #: 8,065

What Is It: A big old, mean, nasty spider.

What Does It Want: To eat all the fly children!

Wait, Is This Image Torn Out of a Children's Book: Uh... no.

It Is, Isn't It: ....maybe.

Vortryck

Monster #: 3,445

What Is It: A nasty, winged creature that only comes out at night.

What Does It Want: To scare anyone that gets in its way.

Why: He likes it.

This Guy Needs to Get A New Hobby: Tell us about it!

Shadow Being

Monster #: 452

What Is It: A creature that exists only as a shadow.

What Does It Want: To scare people.

Why: What else is it gonna do?

Maybe It Could Not Be So Mean: Oh, come on.

Earcrab

Monster #349

What Is It: A nasty little crustacean that digs into your ear with its weird tentacle/claws.

Why Would It Do That: Because it's a jerk? Not much is known beyond that...

What Happens After It Attacks My Ear: You're going to have one hell of a headache.

How Can I Stop It: Ear plugs. We think.

The Doktor and Ivor

Monster #551

Who Are They: A mad scientist and his evil creation

What is the Creation: We don't know. Something big.

He's Rather Nasty Looking: The scientist or the creature?

Last Seen: At the Doktor's castle, somewhere in Eastern Europe.

Hellcat

Monster #: 806

What Is It: One baaaad kitty

Where's It From: Well, I think the name would give you a hint

Likes: Mice, sucking out babies' breath

Dislikes: Dogs, spray bottles

DeKaard

 

Monster #: 817

What Is He: A Hired Killer

Likes: Killing, Being Paid for Killing

Dislikes: Not Killing, Not Being Paid for Killing

What to Do if You See Him: Quickly make a bargain with a deity of your choice 'cuz you don't have much time left