The Ayng

Monster #: 67,003

What Is It: A small little monster.

What Does It Want: It doesn't want to hurt anybody. But it does.

How? Why: The Ayng has a strange condition where it causes paranoia and neurosis in people it comes near.

Oh Wow: Yes, it's pretty bad.

Poor Guy: Yeah, he doesn't have a great life.

Rolf & Olf

Monster #s: 5,677 and 5,678

What Are They: Hilarious little guys.

Who Are They: The round guy is Olf and the guy with the gigantic slapping hand is Rolf.

What Do They Want: Olf just wants to be a cool due and Rolf just wants to slap him.

Why: Because Rolf hates it when people enjoy things.

That's No Way to Live Life: No, it's not.

It's Too Bad There Are People Out There Who Are Like That: Yes it is.