Gyffandaa

Monster #: 39,493

What Is It: A mysterious and ethereal monster.

What Does It Want: We don't know. Whatever she wants with that bug, it can't be good.

Maybe She'll Give It A Bath: Maybe she'll eat it.

You Always Go Dark: What can I say, I'm twisted person. Let me put on my Nickelback album just to show you how twisted I am.

Geece

Monster #: 82,589

What Is It: A childlike spirit.

What Does It Want: To cause mischief and mayhem.

Why: Because she thinks it's funny.

That's Rude: In fairness, it's funny if it doesn't happen to you.

Daylyalya

Monster #: 46,828

What Is It: Just a cute little monster.

What Does She Want: Being cute I guess.

There's More To Life Than Being Cute: That sounds like something a person who isn't cute would say.

...: Well?

Yeah...: That's what I thought.

Rivas

Monster #: 982,034

What Is It: A very creepy female spirit.

What Does She Want: No idea. I don't like the look she's giving you though.

She's Not Looking At Me, She's Looking At You!: Sorry buddy, she only has eyes for you.

OH NO!!!: Hey, maybe she won't be evil.

Really: Nah.

Debbie

Monster #: 4, 567

What Is It: A friendly monster.

What Does She Want: She wants to be the typical 1950s housewife.

Really? Why: Why don't you ask her.

Okay. Do You Have Her Number: Look, we can't do everything for you.

Skrumpf

Monster #: 545

What Is It: Some real ugly lookin' thing.

What Does It Want: I don't know. To not be so ugly?

Where Is It: Some sorta alternate-dimension maybe?

How Can I Avoid It: Who knows!