The Littlest Billings

Monster #: 898,396

What Is It: The littlest Billings.

So...: So, everybody makes fun of him for being so little.

That's Not Fair: Of course it's not fair!

Can He Do Anything About It: No. His life is doomed to eternal mockery.

This is Powerfully Depressing: Hey, maybe one day a Billings will be born littler than him!

The Kool Kids

Monster #: 58,234

What Are They: The coolest kids around.

How Cool Are They: They spell "Cool" with a "K." "Kool."

Oh Wow: Yeah.

How Are They Monsters: They eat people.

Oh, Well, There You Go: Yeah.

The Thorants

Monster #: 742

What Are They?: A rare species of bugs that are six feet tall and have human-like capabilities.

Like?: Well, they appear to be digging a hole.

Why?: We don't know, they won't talk to us.

Huh, That's Strange: Honestly, we're more curious about the thing that's inside the hole...

The Treltzs

Monster # 883

What Are They: Creepy, weird creatures of unknown origin.

What Do They Want: We don't know. We don't want to know.

Are They Related to Those "Gray" Aliens: Maybe. Go ask Whitley Streiber.

Why Don't You Ask Him: Look, I'm busy, OK?