Showing posts with label hair. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hair. Show all posts

Friday, January 29, 2016

Treecee


Monster #: 3.289

What Is It: A cute little creature with grass for hair.

What Does It Want: To spread joy and cheer and all that stuff.

Wait, Really Grass For Hair: Yes indeed.

Does She Use A Lawnmower to Cut Her Hair: Yes, yes you understand the bit.

Monday, January 7, 2013

Debbie


Monster #: 4, 567

What Is It: A friendly monster.

What Does She Want: She wants to be the typical 1950s housewife.

Really? Why: Why don't you ask her.

Okay. Do You Have Her Number: Look, we can't do everything for you.

Friday, July 6, 2012

Loose-Limbed Lucy


Monster #: 451

What Is She: A spirit who takes the form of a human so she can have fun.

What Does She Want: To have fun. Didn't you read the above?


Can She Ever Have Too Much Fun: No. Never.

How Can I Meet: The spirit only comes out once a decade. Sorry!

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Party Monsters

Monster #: 452

What Are They: Monsters that like to party!

What Do They Want: To party with you!

Really: Yep! Anytime you're getting down to party, they're gonna join in and party too!

Wow! Any Downsides: After they party, they kill you! Awesome!

Friday, November 18, 2011

Sylvia the Snake


Monster #: 73

What Is She: A friendly little snake that wouldn't hurt anyone.

Really?: Well, unless you're a mouse.

What Does She Want: To live her life the best way she can.

Don't We All?: Indeed we do.

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Monster #93

Name: Greta

What Is She: Some Sort of Bug-Thing, Maybe?

Wait, Is That Lipstick She's Wearing: Yeah, It Is

And How Can a Bug-Thing Have Hair: I Don't Know!

What To Do If You See It: She's only 6 inches tall, don't step on her, that's rude