Grumm

Monster #: 654,096

What Is It: An icky little creature that lives at the bottom of the beach.

What Does It Want: To bite on your legs.

Wait, Some Weird Bite Marks Appeared On My Leg When I Was At Cancun This Year: Really?

Does That Mean... : I think it does.

Oh God: Yeah, it's pretty freaky.

Am I Going To Die: I dunno, maybe.

MAYBE!!?: I don't know! I just write the entries!

The Ulps

Monster #: 4, 106

What Is It: Some sore of mutant lizard fish.

What Does It Want: I dunno, to do stuff mutant lizard fish normally do.

Why Are They Gasping? Aren't They In Water: Yeah, I dunno.

Do You Know ANYTHING About These Things: No I DON'T!

Deyo

Monster #: 3,454

What Is It: A kooky little monster with a gigantic mouth.

What Does It Want: It just wants to sing baby.

Where Is It: Somewhere beyond the bounds of perception.

Really: That or some music video, I dunno.