The Giant Octopus

Monster #: 98,349

What Is It: As the name would imply, it is a giant octopus.

What Does It Want: To eat people.

Hey, Wait A Minute, Octopi Don't Have Teeth: Well, this one does, what are you gonna do about, huh?

Well, Obviously, Then This Thing Can't Exist: Oh yeah. You see that photo, you think we Photoshopped this thing?

...Yes? I Mean, It's Not A Photo And It Obviously Used Photoshop Brushes: ...

You Still There: You get out of here right NOW!

The Bledge

Monster #: 6,720

What Is It: Just a big, big monster.

What Does It Want: To eat sailors, ships, battleships, all that good stuff.

Why: Because they taste very good to him.

I Don't Think They Taste Very Good: Well, you're not a giant monster now are you?

... No: That's what I thought.

Larry

Monster #: 6,004

What Is It: A giant talking lizard.

Why Is It Angrily Staring At Us: 'cuz you're staring at him.

Well, I Mean, He's a Giant Lizard: That's no excuse.

You're Right, I'm a Terrible Person: Yes you are.

Untitled Giant Robot Cartoon #552 - Part 6

The End of Untitled Giant Robot Cartoon #552

Untitled Giant Robot Cartoon #552 - Part 5

The apocalypse looms and Johnson doesn't know what to do.

Untitled Giant Robot Cartoon #552 - Part 4

Johnson meets his fellow giant robot pilot. They do not hit it off.

Untitled Giant Robot Cartoon #552 - Part 3

Johnson plays with the hearts of others.

Untitled Giant Robot Cartoon #552 - Part 2

Johnson is skating a dangerous edge. Maybe too dangerous?

(Cross posting from my other blog, And Other Nonesuch)

Untitled Giant Robot Cartoon #552 - Part 1

Part 1 of the epic 6 Part Saga.

(Cross posted from my other blog, And Other Nonesuch)

Deyo

Monster #: 3,454

What Is It: A kooky little monster with a gigantic mouth.

What Does It Want: It just wants to sing baby.

Where Is It: Somewhere beyond the bounds of perception.

Really: That or some music video, I dunno.

Krakdarr

Monster #: 459

What Is It: Some creepy, giant beast from a distant planet.

What Does It Want: Who knows? I certainly don't want to know!

How Can I Avoid: Stay away from the planet Krakdaan.

Oh, So We're Good: Nah, Krakdaan's on a collision course with Earth within the next five years. So get used to it!

Grarrlorr

Monster #: 40

What Is It: A 50ft giant monster that likes to ravage cities.

Is It Godzilla: No, it's similar to but not Godzilla, especially for copyright purposes.

What Does It Want: I think it wants a hug but the other guys here make fun of me for saying that. I have feelings you know.

No, I Didn't Know That: Well, you'd know if you took time to listen.