Bombson

Monster #: 2,189,450

What Is It: A truly gigantic monster.

What Does It Want: Bombson just wants to make friends.

Really: Yeah, see that weird, bird-thing? He's trying to befriend it.

That's Nice: It is.

Is There Any Horrible Twist To Any of This: Nope. He's just a monster that wants friends.

Aww: Aww.

Nug

Monster #: 35,456

What Is It: A really, really, big monster.

How Big: So big this is all we can fit into a photo of him.

What Does He Want: Friends.

Does He Have Any: No. He always crushes them.

Sad: Yes.