The Dolasaur

Monster #: 914,004

What Is It: A very content dinosaur.

What Does It Want: To live a life free of troubles.

Wait, Is Thing Still Alive: Yes.

It Survived The Meteor: Yes.

Where The Hell Is It: It lives in Staten Island. People just haven't noticed it yet.

Tryptych

Monster #: 3,509

What Is It: A confused looking monster.

What Does It Want: To figure out what's going on.

Why Don't You Guys Explain It To Him: We don't interfere, that's not our job.

You Interfere All the Time: Yeah, but we're not supposed to.

Stompasaur

Monster #: 9

What Is It: A prehistoric creature that's still very much alive.

What Does It Want: To be left alone in the wild.

Where Does It Live: Places where the wild doesn't exist anymore.

Oh...: Yeah, you can see the problem.