The Slinger

Monster #: 467

What Is It: Some kind of outlaw-type that lives on a distant planet.

What Does It Want: To be left alone so it can do its thing.

What Is Its "Thing": Robbery, murder, arson, etc.

But It Shouldn't Be Left Alone To Do Those Things: Well, you and it are just going to have to agree to disagree.

Mordog

Monster #: 912

What Is It?: A really big, really ugly monster.

Ugly?: Yeah, so ugly other laugh monsters laugh at him.

That's Not Nice: It's not. It really hurts his feelings.

How Does He Handle That?: Killing the monsters that make fun of him. You know, the basics.