The Gozakk

Monster #: 5,983

What Is It: A gigantic inter-dimensional abomination.

What Does It Want: To rip through the very Space-Time Continuum.

Why: Everybody needs a hobby.

I Like Collecting Baseball Cards: That's not useful information, buddy.

The Skaraab

Monster #: 9,592

What Is It: An ancient artifact of untold power.

What Does It Do: It gives you untold power. We don't know much more than that.

Where Is It: Well, that monster is giving it to that monster.

So, We're Doomed Already Then: You bet.

The Smiling Face

Monster #: 2,045

What Is It: A smiling face.

Why Is It Smiling: Because it knows something you don't.

Is The Face... Evil: Probably.

Yeah, THAT'S Reassuring: Hey, don't shoot the messenger.

The Dregnargg

Monster #: 9,239

What Is It: A very nasty, vicious monster.

What Does It Want: It wants whatever wants and doesn't care how it gets it.

What Is It Doing: It appears to be staring at something.

That's Not Good: Not for what it's staring at, that's for sure!

Unknown #6

Monster #: 957

What Is It: Not known at this time.

What Does It Want: Not known at this time.

Are They Looking At Me: Yes.

How Is That Possible, It's Just a Photo: It's impossible.

But They Won't Stop Looking At Me!: I know, it's freaky.

Tembo

Monster #: 7,003

What Is It: A curious monster.

What's He Looking At: Something off screen. From his expression it looks like it's pretty amazing.

What's With the Snake: The snake is probably guarding the thing Tembo is looking at.

Does Tembo Notice the Snake: No.

Uh Oh: Uh Oh, indeed.

Unknown #5

Monster #: 956

What Is It: Not Known At This Time.

What Does It Want: Not Known At This Time.

Where Is This: Some place scary.

Is It Looking At Me: Yes. Oh no...

Kobor

Monster #: 52

What Is It: A really big monster.

What Does It Do: Work at a hotel reception desk.

Really: Yeah.

Why: You'll be too scared to ask for extra mints on your pillow, that's why.

Kreyarn

Monster #: 312

What Is It: Some sort of apparition that lives between our world and the next.

What Does It Want: Who knows.

How Can I Avoid It: Beats me.

You're No Help!: Stop yelling at me!

Lortnoc

Monster #: 23

What Is It: A completely unhinged monster.

What Does It Want: Everything at all times.

Huh: Lortnoc's brain has no attention span is ruled only by lusts and desires.

Oh, So He's Like a Rock Star: Exactly like a rock star.

Scrimm

Monster #: 57

What Is It: A strange tall creature that preys on the small and meek.

What Does It Want: Unknown at this time.

How Can I Avoid It: Don't fall asleep.

Where Can I Find Out More Information on this Monster: Consult the "Phantasm" documentary series.

Experiment #5

Monster #: 607

What Is It: An experiment gone wrong.

What Does It Want: Beats me, I don't know everything!

What's So Wrong About It: It sets everything it touches on fire.

Even Stuff That Isn't Flammable: Especially stuff that isn't flammable

Gremlin #1

Monster #: 23

What Is It: A nasty little creature that likes to mess with technology.

That Means: Yep, the critter's inside your computer right now!

Oh No! That's Terrible: Yes, it is! You'd better do something!

Like What?: Smash your computer. That's the only way to stop it. (Many, Many Monsters is not responsible for destroyed property.)

Unknown #4

Monster #: 955

What Is It: Not Known At This Time.

What Does It Want: Not Known At This Time.

Well, What Do We Know: It has a penchant for dark alleys.

And: And it's got an evil smile. We don't know much, OK?

Unknown #3

What Is It: A mysterious creature that appears in cities on dark nights.

What Does It Want: Not known at this time.

Is It Related to the Fog Somehow: Maybe.

I'm Scared: Yeah, well...

Unknown #1

Monster #: 952

What Is It: Not Known at This Time

What Does It Want: Not Known at This Time

Were Does It Hide: Just on the edge of your peripheral vision

I Wish You Hadn't Told Me About This Thing: Yeah, me too