Showing posts with label freaky. Show all posts
Showing posts with label freaky. Show all posts

Monday, July 7, 2014

Grumm


Monster #: 654,096

What Is It: An icky little creature that lives at the bottom of the beach.

What Does It Want: To bite on your legs.

Wait, Some Weird Bite Marks Appeared On My Leg When I Was At Cancun This Year: Really?

Does That Mean... : I think it does.

Oh God: Yeah, it's pretty freaky.

Am I Going To Die: I dunno, maybe.

MAYBE!!?: I don't know! I just write the entries!

Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Kruum


Monster #: 924,443

What Is It: A really disgusting, weird thing.

What Does It Want: Who knows. He's creepy as hell though.

Yeah: It freaks me out just looking at him.

I Want To Look Away: Me too. BUT I CAN'T!!!

Friday, March 29, 2013

Unknown #6


Monster #: 957

What Is It: Not known at this time.

What Does It Want: Not known at this time.

Are They Looking At Me: Yes.

How Is That Possible, It's Just a Photo: It's impossible.

But They Won't Stop Looking At Me!: I know, it's freaky.