Showing posts with label shaming. Show all posts
Showing posts with label shaming. Show all posts

Friday, March 8, 2013

Larry


Monster #: 6,004

What Is It: A giant talking lizard.

Why Is It Angrily Staring At Us: 'cuz you're staring at him.

Well, I Mean, He's a Giant Lizard: That's no excuse.

You're Right, I'm a Terrible Person: Yes you are.

Wednesday, March 6, 2013

The Gunmp


Monster #: 8,577

What Is It: Uh... some sort of ugly monster?

Why Is That Other Monster Pointing At It: Maybe... it's making fun of how ugly the monster is?

The Other Monster Is Pretty Ugly Too: Yeah. But not as ugly as the Gunmp.

No, Not That Ugly: Yeah.

But Still Pretty Ugly: Yeah.

Monday, July 9, 2012

Ayup


Monster #932

What Is It: A sweet little monster that also tastes delicious.

How Delicious: So delicious people try to catch Ayups all the time.

That's Terrible: Hey, don't judge until you've tried them.

What the Hell is Wrong With You: Ugh, stop shaming me.