What Is It: A fat, repulsive, ugly rich monster.
What Does It Want: Tax cuts baby!
Why: Fat, repulsive, ugly rich monsters deserve them, that's why!
How Can I Avoid It: You can't! They're everywhere!
Showing posts with label rich. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rich. Show all posts
Friday, September 21, 2012
Grobson
What Is It: A fat, repulsive, ugly rich monster.
What Does It Want: Tax cuts baby!
Why: Fat, repulsive, ugly rich monsters deserve them, that's why!
How Can I Avoid It: You can't! They're everywhere!
Friday, March 2, 2012
Stiffupperlip
Monster #: 823
What Is It: A very rich and very sophisticated monster.
What Does He Want: Stiffupperlip wants people to appreciate just how rich and sophisticated he is.
Wow, He Sounds Insufferable: Yes, he is.
How Can I Avoid Him: Try not to talk about money. He loves giving financial advice.
Monday, September 5, 2011
Sophistiator
Who Is He: An elegant and refined monster
Really?: Yeah, he has a pipe and monocle.
Likes: Costume Balls, drinking tea, eating people
Dislikes: Rudeness, anti-intellectualism, people
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