The Bledge

Monster #: 6,720

What Is It: Just a big, big monster.

What Does It Want: To eat sailors, ships, battleships, all that good stuff.

Why: Because they taste very good to him.

I Don't Think They Taste Very Good: Well, you're not a giant monster now are you?

... No: That's what I thought.

The Beast of the Atlantic

Monster #: 78,376

What Is It: ...A beast from the Atlantic Ocean... What else?

What Does It Want: To wreck any ship that crosses its ocean.

Does That Mean: Yes, it wasn't an iceberg that hit the Titanic...

My God, James Cameron's Movie Was a Lie: James Cameron is a liar.