Showing posts with label control. Show all posts
Showing posts with label control. Show all posts

Friday, February 21, 2014

Glemborr


Monster #: 9,154

What Is It: A very, very goofy monster.

Hey, Wait a Minute: What?

How Come All the Monsters This Week Are Green: I don't know.

You've Been Paid Off By the Green Party, Haven't No: What, no, we haven't... We swear!

My God, You're Jill Stein, Aren't You: No! I, uh! Fine, you found me out!

But Why, Jill Stein: Power. You control one blog, you control them all. 

No...: First, this blog, then the world...

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Krryllkryck


Monster #: 9,562

What Is It: An out of control monster.

What Does It Want: To be crazy and wild and stuff.

Who's the Woman: She's in charge of supervising Krryllkryck.

She Seems Bored: Being crazy and wild and stuff grows old after awhile.