Grumm

Monster #: 654,096

What Is It: An icky little creature that lives at the bottom of the beach.

What Does It Want: To bite on your legs.

Wait, Some Weird Bite Marks Appeared On My Leg When I Was At Cancun This Year: Really?

Does That Mean... : I think it does.

Oh God: Yeah, it's pretty freaky.

Am I Going To Die: I dunno, maybe.

MAYBE!!?: I don't know! I just write the entries!

The Gretch

Monster #: 212

What Is It: A monster that just loves calling you on your cell phone.

Why: He just wants to talk.

What Does He Want To Talk About: About how his day went, his thoughts on politics, what's on TV, etc.

Oh God, That Sounds Unbearable: Yes indeedy.