The Showman

Monster #: 1,056

What Is It: A showman monster.

What Does It Want: He wants to put on The Greatest Show On Earth.

What Is The Greatest Show On Earth: Its destruction.

Not Much of a Show: Well, not for us.

Kroktek

Monster #: 1,101

What Is It: An angry, pissed off robot.

What Does It Want: The elimination of all organic beings.

Why: 'cuz he's a robot and robots hate organic beings.

That's Too Bad: It's in his programming, there's nothing he can do about.

There's Always Something You Can Do About: I'll let him know that.

Grarrlorr

Monster #: 40

What Is It: A 50ft giant monster that likes to ravage cities.

Is It Godzilla: No, it's similar to but not Godzilla, especially for copyright purposes.

What Does It Want: I think it wants a hug but the other guys here make fun of me for saying that. I have feelings you know.

No, I Didn't Know That: Well, you'd know if you took time to listen.