Krokdar

Monster #: 353

What Is It: A 30-foot monster that roams the streets at night.

Yawn: Huh? Why are you yawning?

I Just Feel Like I've Soon Too Many Giant Monsters: Well, it's not our fault there are lots of giant monsters!

I Know, I Just Want More Variety: There's been plenty of variety!

Dude, Don't Be Angry: I'm not angry, you loser.

I'm Not a Loser, You're A Loser: No, you are!

You Are: You are!

Grarrlorr

Monster #: 40

What Is It: A 50ft giant monster that likes to ravage cities.

Is It Godzilla: No, it's similar to but not Godzilla, especially for copyright purposes.

What Does It Want: I think it wants a hug but the other guys here make fun of me for saying that. I have feelings you know.

No, I Didn't Know That: Well, you'd know if you took time to listen.

Unknown #3

What Is It: A mysterious creature that appears in cities on dark nights.

What Does It Want: Not known at this time.

Is It Related to the Fog Somehow: Maybe.

I'm Scared: Yeah, well...