Mickey Rodent

Monster #: 1,928

What Is It: A beloved corporate mascot.

What Does It Want: To entertain children everywhere!

Why: Why not?

No, Seriously, Why: Because he feeds on the souls of happy children.

Oh That Makes Sense: Thought it would.

The Kool Kids

Monster #: 58,234

What Are They: The coolest kids around.

How Cool Are They: They spell "Cool" with a "K." "Kool."

Oh Wow: Yeah.

How Are They Monsters: They eat people.

Oh, Well, There You Go: Yeah.