Wednesday, June 25, 2014
Viaunda
Monster #: 100,034
What Is It: A lady demon who can see you.
What Does She Want: She wants to talk to you.
Why: Because you are a very interesting person.
Wait, No I'm NOT: Fine, she wants to suck out your soul. Happy now?
Yes, I Appreciate the Honesty: Good. I'm glad.
Monday, June 23, 2014
3 Years of Monsters
I feel like I'm becoming a broken record but it remains true: I'm sorry for the long break! Things got extraordinarily busy (hell, they still are) and there just hasn't been the time for more monsters. And that's terrible. There should always be time for more monsters.
But don't worry! I'm still here and I'm ready to post some more. And before a new deluge of monsters, I thought it'd be time for another anniversary post, this being my third year and all at doing this.
Looking at the artwork over the years has been fairly strange; some of the art I produced still looks pretty good and others really show their age. There are some monsters I remember being pretty proud of that I now find slightly embarrassing. You're always improving as an artist and it's good to acknowledge that for a moment. Even if you don't think you're getting better, you are.
Another thing I've noticed is how abstract some of the monsters have gotten. There's some truly strange and surreal looking ones made during this last year. A lot of pictures don't even really have backgrounds beyond some weird splash of the texture brush. I can't say there was ever a conscious decision in that regard ("Many, Many Monsters," has never been about conscious decisions), but it's somewhat intriguing. What will this new year of monsters look like? I don't know yet but I'd sure like to find out.
Until then, thanks for being a reader and I only hope I've brought to you some manner of enjoyment. All I really want to do ultimately is make people happy and I'd love it if this blog is a way of doing that.
Thanks again,
Ryan
Here are some favorites from the last year, in no particular order:
But don't worry! I'm still here and I'm ready to post some more. And before a new deluge of monsters, I thought it'd be time for another anniversary post, this being my third year and all at doing this.
Looking at the artwork over the years has been fairly strange; some of the art I produced still looks pretty good and others really show their age. There are some monsters I remember being pretty proud of that I now find slightly embarrassing. You're always improving as an artist and it's good to acknowledge that for a moment. Even if you don't think you're getting better, you are.
Another thing I've noticed is how abstract some of the monsters have gotten. There's some truly strange and surreal looking ones made during this last year. A lot of pictures don't even really have backgrounds beyond some weird splash of the texture brush. I can't say there was ever a conscious decision in that regard ("Many, Many Monsters," has never been about conscious decisions), but it's somewhat intriguing. What will this new year of monsters look like? I don't know yet but I'd sure like to find out.
Until then, thanks for being a reader and I only hope I've brought to you some manner of enjoyment. All I really want to do ultimately is make people happy and I'd love it if this blog is a way of doing that.
Thanks again,
Ryan
Here are some favorites from the last year, in no particular order:
Friday, February 28, 2014
Oayau
Monster #: 893,246
What Is It: Some cute little thing.
What Does It Want: Who cares?
Why Are You So Angry: He bores me.
How Do You Pronounce His Name: Who f**king knows?
Wednesday, February 26, 2014
Kruum
Monster #: 924,443
What Is It: A really disgusting, weird thing.
What Does It Want: Who knows. He's creepy as hell though.
Yeah: It freaks me out just looking at him.
I Want To Look Away: Me too. BUT I CAN'T!!!
Monday, February 24, 2014
Drung
Monster #: 2,405
What Is It: I dunno. A monster.
What Do You Mean You Don't Know: Damnit, we don't know everything about every damn monster!
Why Not: Cuz we're busy!
I Don't Like Your Answers: Well I don't like you!
Friday, February 21, 2014
Glemborr
Monster #: 9,154
What Is It: A very, very goofy monster.
Hey, Wait a Minute: What?
How Come All the Monsters This Week Are Green: I don't know.
You've Been Paid Off By the Green Party, Haven't No: What, no, we haven't... We swear!
My God, You're Jill Stein, Aren't You: No! I, uh! Fine, you found me out!
But Why, Jill Stein: Power. You control one blog, you control them all.
No...: First, this blog, then the world...
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Jill Stein,
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Wednesday, February 19, 2014
Roger
Monster #: 89,265
What Is It: A very hardworking monster.
What Does It Want: To get that report done by 5:00 tonight.
Why: Because it's very important!
I Think This Guy Works in My Dad's Office: He does.
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