Roger

Monster #: 89,265

What Is It: A very hardworking monster.

What Does It Want: To get that report done by 5:00 tonight.

Why: Because it's very important!

I Think This Guy Works in My Dad's Office: He does.

Mickey Rodent

Monster #: 1,928

What Is It: A beloved corporate mascot.

What Does It Want: To entertain children everywhere!

Why: Why not?

No, Seriously, Why: Because he feeds on the souls of happy children.

Oh That Makes Sense: Thought it would.

Crudge

Monster #: 4,566

What Is He: A bitter, angry corporate drone.

What Does He Want: For you to fill out the TPS Report on time, damnit!

What Happened to His Head: That's what  happens when your life is nothing but meaningless memos.

How Can I Avoid Such a Fate: Draw! Draw! Draw!

Blobman

Monster #: 59

What Is It: A businessman monster.

What Does It Want: He just wants to make a deal.

What Kind of Deal: One that benefits him but not you.

How Can I Avoid Him: You can't, there's one in every corporate office.