The Flying Man

Monster #: 6,584

What Is It: A man who can fly.

What Does He Want: To... fly. Duh.

Wait, How Can A Man Be A Monster: Can you fly?

No: Can Mothra fly?

Yes: So he's a monster.

I'm Confused: It's because you're dumb.

Mr. Spider

Monster #: 8,065

What Is It: A big old, mean, nasty spider.

What Does It Want: To eat all the fly children!

Wait, Is This Image Torn Out of a Children's Book: Uh... no.

It Is, Isn't It: ....maybe.

Skipson

Monster #: 312

What Is It: A cheerful monster that likes to run around and pretend to fly.

What Does It Want: To have a good time. Nothing more, nothing less.

Hey, He Kinda Looks Like Gumby: No he doesn't-- Oh, he kinda does.

Except Without the Thing On His Head: Yeah, yeah.

I'm Not Sure What That Means: Beats us.