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Monster #: 8,305,934

What Is It: Just a cheerful, good-natured monster.

What Does It Want: He has no wants.

Why: Because he's happy just being who is.

God I Hate Him: Me too!

Monster #962

Name: Alyssa

Wait, Is She Really a Monster: Yes

How Can You Tell: She Doesn't Have a Nose

Well...: Also, She Smokes

I Don't Know: Look, Just Take Our Word For It, OK?