Showing posts with label bug. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bug. Show all posts
Friday, March 11, 2016
Gyffandaa
Monster #: 39,493
What Is It: A mysterious and ethereal monster.
What Does It Want: We don't know. Whatever she wants with that bug, it can't be good.
Maybe She'll Give It A Bath: Maybe she'll eat it.
You Always Go Dark: What can I say, I'm twisted person. Let me put on my Nickelback album just to show you how twisted I am.
Friday, June 21, 2013
Centi-Kreep
Monster #: 67,243
What Is It: A really big centipede.
What Does It Want: To crawl all other you.
Why: 'cuz it's creepy.
I'm Not Afraid of Bugs: Trust me pal, once you see this thing in person, you'll change your mind pretty quick.
Monday, January 23, 2012
The Thorants
Monster #: 742
What Are They?: A rare species of bugs that are six feet tall and have human-like capabilities.
Like?: Well, they appear to be digging a hole.
Why?: We don't know, they won't talk to us.
Huh, That's Strange: Honestly, we're more curious about the thing that's inside the hole...
Monday, January 9, 2012
Jimbo
Monster #: 374
What Is It: A cute little guy that hides under your hat.
What Does It Want: He just wants to say hi and let you know he's lookin' out for you!
Oh, So He's A Good Guy: The best!
I Wouldn't Have Thought That: Hey man, that's your own problem.
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
Monster #93
Name: GretaWhat Is She: Some Sort of Bug-Thing, Maybe?
Wait, Is That Lipstick She's Wearing: Yeah, It Is
And How Can a Bug-Thing Have Hair: I Don't Know!
What To Do If You See It: She's only 6 inches tall, don't step on her, that's rude
Friday, July 15, 2011
Monster #253
Name: Billy Bug (the blue one)Likes: Jenny Bug (the pink one), Holding Hands
Dislikes: Being Sad, That Giant Thing Behind Him
Size: 5 Feet Tall (You thought he'd be smaller, but you were wrong)
What to Do if You See Him: Swat at him, shoo, go away bug!
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