Showing posts with label bug. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bug. Show all posts

Friday, March 11, 2016

Gyffandaa


Monster #: 39,493

What Is It: A mysterious and ethereal monster.

What Does It Want: We don't know. Whatever she wants with that bug, it can't be good.

Maybe She'll Give It A Bath: Maybe she'll eat it.

You Always Go Dark: What can I say, I'm twisted person. Let me put on my Nickelback album just to show you how twisted I am.

Friday, June 21, 2013

Centi-Kreep


Monster #: 67,243

What Is It: A really big centipede.

What Does It Want: To crawl all other you.

Why: 'cuz it's creepy.

I'm Not Afraid of Bugs: Trust me pal, once you see this thing in person, you'll change your mind pretty quick.

Monday, January 23, 2012

The Thorants


Monster #: 742

What Are They?: A rare species of bugs that are six feet tall and have human-like capabilities.

Like?: Well, they appear to be digging a hole.

Why?: We don't know, they won't talk to us.

Huh, That's Strange: Honestly, we're more curious about the thing that's inside the hole...

Monday, January 9, 2012

Jimbo


Monster #: 374

What Is It: A cute little guy that hides under your hat.

What Does It Want: He just wants to say hi and let you know he's lookin' out for you!

Oh, So He's A Good Guy: The best!

I Wouldn't Have Thought That: Hey man, that's your own problem.

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Monster #93

Name: Greta

What Is She: Some Sort of Bug-Thing, Maybe?

Wait, Is That Lipstick She's Wearing: Yeah, It Is

And How Can a Bug-Thing Have Hair: I Don't Know!

What To Do If You See It: She's only 6 inches tall, don't step on her, that's rude

Friday, July 15, 2011

Monster #253

Name: Billy Bug (the blue one)

Likes: Jenny Bug (the pink one), Holding Hands

Dislikes: Being Sad, That Giant Thing Behind Him

Size: 5 Feet Tall (You thought he'd be smaller, but you were wrong)

What to Do if You See Him: Swat at him, shoo, go away bug!