Showing posts with label bite. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bite. Show all posts
Monday, July 7, 2014
Grumm
Monster #: 654,096
What Is It: An icky little creature that lives at the bottom of the beach.
What Does It Want: To bite on your legs.
Wait, Some Weird Bite Marks Appeared On My Leg When I Was At Cancun This Year: Really?
Does That Mean... : I think it does.
Oh God: Yeah, it's pretty freaky.
Am I Going To Die: I dunno, maybe.
MAYBE!!?: I don't know! I just write the entries!
Friday, September 30, 2011
Scrak
Monster #: 413
What Is It: A babysitting dragon out of his element.
What Does It Want: To not babysit anymore.
Why: Baby dragons like to bite. A lot.
But They're So Cute: Well yeah, from a distance anyway.
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